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'Famous Irish Quotes' - Hilarious!

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    #2
    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Last two are the best.


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    gerTheGreat
    Registered Users Posts: 871 ✭✭✭gerTheGreat


    v. good


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    Linoge
    Registered Users Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭Linoge


    They're brill!


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    I thought this one was good:D
    Larry Gogan: (after a caller got none of 18 questions right on the Just a
    Minute quiz) - "Ah sure the questions didn't really suit you did they?"
    Caller: "Ah go **** off Larry you're only an old bollox."


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    jobonar
    Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    Some of them are priceless!! :D


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    Mr.D.Leprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Mr.D.Leprachaun


    That last one is absolutely brilliant!


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    istep
    Registered Users Posts: 233 ✭✭istep


    Agree the last 2 are priceless


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    phantom_lord
    Registered Users Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    Weren't most of those in a book called the gubu file or something? It was published about ten years ago I think.


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    MrJoeSoap
    Registered Users Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    could just be the best headline ever...

    TEENAGE MUTANT BINGE AT THURLES
    Feile '92


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    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Those are hilarious!
    Thanks for that.


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    simu
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    Plug wrote:
    I thought this one was good:D
    Larry Gogan: (after a caller got none of 18 questions right on the Just a
    Minute quiz) - "Ah sure the questions didn't really suit you did they?"
    Caller: "Ah go **** off Larry you're only an old bollox."

    Yeah, I roffled at that!


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    county
    Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    some of them are class


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    Hakumei Naru
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Hakumei Naru


    "That mail used to be handled by hand, now it's handled manually."
    Chief Executive of An Post, John Hines.

    No wonder An Post is in trouble these days.
    CONCERNED RAPIST WORE A CONDOM
    Evening Herald

    O.O

    And the prize for the best grammar goes to...
    DEAD MAN INJURED IN CRASH
    Irish Times

    That list is classic *prints* ^_^


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    Stompbox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭Stompbox


    The Larry Gogan ones are staged.Everyone knows that they're fake,Last two ones good though


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    Numina
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    I have one to add to the list. still have the cutting of it upstairs, I'll scan it and post it. Remember though, this made front page headlines.

    "Man stabbed in buttock in Celbridge"
    Liffey Champion


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    Hakumei Naru
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Hakumei Naru


    That just brings very painful images to mind.


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    #18
    dingding
    Registered Users Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭dingding


    "What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the
    consumer."
    Aer Lingus spokesman.


    Excellent :D


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