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The Rabbit & the Bear
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20-04-2006 9:53pm#1One day a rabbit and a bear (mortal enemies) were strolling in an enchanted forest. (Note: for the purpose of this joke the bear doesn't just kill his smaller, less-able enemy. Don't ask why...)
The came across a magical swamp in which a gold frog was drowning - the King of the Forest, as it happens. Usiung teamwork, they somehow freed him, saving his life. (Please don't point out the flaws - there's too many!
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"Many thanks, my friend," sai the frog. "In exchange for your selflessness you may each have three wishes."
Being a virile male (as well as rude), the bear went first.
"I'm the best male bear-lover in this forest," he boasted," but I wish I was the only bear in this forest."
"So, be it," replied the frog, snapping his, em, frog-fingers...
The rabbit grinned, and wished for a motorbike helmet. He received it and put it on.
The bear, while perplexed by the rabbit wasting a wish, continued. "I wish I was the only male bear in this country," he declared.
"So, be it," replied the frog, snapping his, em, frog-fingers...
The rabbit continued to grin, and wished for a motorbike. He received it, and proceeded to sit on the saddle, revving the engine.
The bear, now thoroughly baffled by the rabbit wasting his second wish, continued. "I wish I was the only male bear in the whole damn world," he declared.
"So, be it," replied the frog, snapping his fingers. (Yes, a frog has fingers! Deal with it!!!:mad: )
Slowly, staring the bear in the eye, the rabbit declared, "I wish that bear was gay," and then rode off into the distance...0
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