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Paddy Irish Man

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  • 21-04-2006 12:11pm
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    D-!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 170 ✭✭


    Sorry if this has been posted before.

    >>>A Cuban, a Scot, a Pole, and an Irishman are sharing a carriage on a
    >>>train. The Cuban lights up this enormous Cuban cigar. About 12
    >>>inches long, worth about 800 pound. Takes one short drag from it
    >>>and flings the cigar out the window. The other three look at him
    >>>in amazement and ask why he just threw out a full Cuban cigar.
    >>>He replies, "I'm from Cuba, I have thousands of those things back
    >>>home"
    >>>
    >>>A few minutes later the Scot pulls out a litre bottle of Bells,
    >>>Whiskey, a 50 years old bottle, worth a fortune. He takes a short
    >>>measure glass, half fills it, knocks it back and flings the remainder
    >>>of the
    >>>bottle out the window. The other three in shock, ask him why he
    >>>just
    >>>threw
    >>>away a near full bottle of fine malt Scottish whiskey, he
    >>>replies, "I'm Scottish, I have thousands of those things at home".
    >>>
    >>>A few minutes later, the Irishman throws the Pole out the window.


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    D-! wrote:
    A few minutes later, the Irishman throws the Pole out the window.
    Best joke I heard in a while:D


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    GLaDOS
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    haha :D

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    quad_red
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    Lol


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    dinjo
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭dinjo


    brilliant


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    Mimikyu
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    N90user
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    lol classy stuff :D


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    meverly
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    funny indeed - I hope no one from Ireland would throw me out of a train window :)


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    N90user
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭N90user


    meverly wrote:
    funny indeed - I hope no one from Ireland would throw me out of a train window :)


    RoFL!


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    gerTheGreat
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    very good


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    meverly wrote:
    funny indeed - I hope no one from Ireland would throw me out of a train window :)
    We have a polish man on board!


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    Steoob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    lol very topical joke very funny


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    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well done! there's more poles than Irish here anyway, and they work harder and take better care o themselves than a lot of people in this hole of a town!


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Le Rack wrote:
    well done! there's more poles than Irish here anyway/QUOTE]
    True, there,s more poles than the ESB:mad:


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    Diarmsquid
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    HA HA!
    Still laughing! Funneh!


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    Big Ears
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    Nice one :) .


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    hiscan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭hiscan


    havent heard a paddy irishman joke for a long time
    that was very good:D :D


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