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  • 25-04-2006 2:34am
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    shayser
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    A skinny little white guy goes into a lift, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him.

    the big guy sees the little guy staring at him , looks down and says:
    7 ft tall, 350 lbs 20" private, 3 lb left nut, same for right, Turner Brown.

    The white guy faints and falls to the floor.
    The big guy gets a bit concerned and leans down and shakes him a bit and says you OK?? whets wrong??

    The little guy said faintly "what did you just say"?

    The big guy said" i saw your curious look and thought I'd just give you a few answers to questions people always ask me like I'm 7" tall, weigh 350lb, have a 20" cock, 3lb left ball, 3 lb right ball and my name is Turner Brown

    Turner Brown??? For ****s sake i thought you said turn around!!!!


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