Give us a good name for a horse

Sizzler

Axemebolix
Updajaxie
Strap on

Vidic-is-good

playa3 wrote:

yeah thats the kinda thing i was thinking of actually but i couldnt really think of anything original or good

I heard that Wayne Rooney tried to name one of his horses this but wasnt allowed. People have been trying this for years but they get rejected every time. As far as I know, if you name your horse somethign like this, you cant race them.

Bard

Bonzo.

Bonzo the Horse.

Yes.

Pighead

Call it Beruthial and let everybody on boards ride her.

playa3

playa3 wrote:

yeah thats the kinda thing i was thinking of actually but i couldnt really think of anything original or good

mr ed
hor c
ben dover
over the fence
im-not-dead
im-a-horse

Fajitas!

Sofa King Slooow.

OMcGovern

Call it "Shy Tall Knight"..... when the commentator says it fast it'll sound like "****e all night"

I won a bottle of champagne out of that name

regards,
Owen

Reaver772

Super Glue
Crazy Glue
Running from the resturant

daiixi

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Spot
Rex
Fido
Rover

:eek: I've always said that if I ever get a horse that I'd call it Fido!!!

scojones

I usually take part in this every year in the local. I go for names such as:

Clegnut
Rectal Rooter
Father Fluffy Bottom
Sir Romps Alot
The One Mile Wonder
The Wife's Sister (although that is a real horse)
Hairy Arse
The Lesbian Feltcher

Ruu_Old

Horsey
The Kitchen Sink

or maybe after one of our beloved admins or mods pick your favourite.

Sizzler

OMcGovern wrote:

Call it "Shy Tall Knight"..... when the commentator says it fast it'll sound like "****e all night"

I won a bottle of champagne out of that name

regards,
Owen

FPMSL !! CLASSIC !!!!

Id buy you a bottle of champers meself.....BRILLIANT!

18AD

Heroine

ctrl-alt-delete

The Stupid Country

pants on fire

Incest is not just for christmas

finnpark

Some names:

Beef or Salmonella
Maine Contender
I cant think of name
No Name
The Bet Collector
Equine Delight
What a Ride
Ride like a Whor*
Ride On

aidan_dunne

All these suggestions and I can't believe nobody's yet mentioned that Father Ted classic...........












Divorce Referendum!

"Come on Divorce Referendum, come on!"

aidan_dunne

sjones wrote:

Father Fluffy Bottom

I like that one as well. Also, in keeping with the Father Ted ideas, how about also considering:

Himalaya Joe

Todd Unctious

Len Brennan

I Really Shouldn't Be Here

Oh, It's the Knacker's Yard For You, Pal! (That one might be a bit long, though. )

Get Your Bollix Out Of My Face

It's My Money, Father

Ecumenical Matter

Dave!

Call him somethin like "Patrick's Dream", or "John's [something]"

Just a real common name, cos I know whenever I see a horse with the same name as moi, that's the one I put money on!

ibanez

Hitler MacGyver.

takethebiscuit

Michelle


...no, wait....I had a good one there.......

...no, ahhh it's gone

scojones

aidan_dunne wrote:

I like that one as well. Also, in keeping with the Father Ted ideas, how about also considering:

Himalaya Joe

Todd Unctious

Len Brennan

I Really Shouldn't Be Here

Oh, It's the Knacker's Yard For You, Pal! (That one might be a bit long, though. )

Get Your Bollix Out Of My Face

It's My Money, Father

Ecumenical Matter

Hehe, very good

takethebiscuit

IfIDontWinImABurger

simu

Boat off the Island
Mossy
Gobbles
My other one's a merc
Boardseh
Fleet footed mercury (for gimpehness)

Li'l Irish

I saw a racehorse named Who Farted?

simu

ibanez wrote:

Hitler MacGyver.

Oh! I love it!

raheny red

It has to be as suggested above

Shy Tall Knight

:cool:

Healio

Perhaps a few from this race:

Lineup:

In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry

THEY'RE OFF!!!

Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE STRETCH:

Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.
Big Dick is making a final drive.
Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH:

It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head...

Bare Belly shows...

Thighs weakens...

Heavy Bosom pulls up and Clean Sheets never had a chance."

Sarky

Gehenna Bloodfrenzy tbh

Vidic-is-good

Healio wrote:

Perhaps a few from this race:

Lineup:

In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry

THEY'RE OFF!!!

Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE STRETCH:

Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.
Big Dick is making a final drive.
Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH:

It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head...

Bare Belly shows...

Thighs weakens...

Heavy Bosom pulls up and Clean Sheets never had a chance."

Thats very good. How about ahrohdermatha