End of year UCD Boards Awards

Jonny Arson

elmyra wrote:

you hate me! *sobs*

Award for user so lucky to recieve my undying love for them - Elmrya

The_Minister

Best Mod - Peachypants the most responsible and sober mod on boards!
Most exasperating topic- travellers
Best new contributor - Singingstranger for SU info
Best looking- Pythia, Scraggs second, Prett*Monster - honourable mention
Award for someone who should post more - No comment
Hottest UCDian in general- That red-haired girl I talked about, from the funniest thread.
Funniest thread - UCD Supermodels
Best outsider - Crash
Most informative- Singing Stranger and pretty*monster
Biggest shitstirrer- Probably me. (travellers etc)
Best Troller - I'll let you all decide that.
Funniest poster (Macabre) - Boneless
Funniest poster (cheeky) - Ferdi
Most Elequant poster - Blush, without a doubt - clear concise cutting.
Most Offensive post: My deleted one on pretty*monster and her feminist blog.

elmyra

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

Award for user so lucky to recieve my undying love for them - Elmrya

Aw thanks, love ya too!*


*and to think, I didn't even have to prompt him....

Jonny Arson

elmyra wrote:

Aw thanks, love ya too!*


*and to think, I didn't even have to prompt him....

larryone

I am truly hurt my the nomination of Seb for best hair.
*larryone strokes his lovely ringlets*

Scraggs

I've never seen your luscious locks but I'm sure your tresses are worthy so here ya go larryone The Award for Tremendous Tresses is yours [sponsored by tresemme . professional. affordable]

Blowfish

larryone wrote:

I am truly hurt my the nomination of Seb for best hair.
*larryone strokes his lovely ringlets*

They are usually hidden by either a bandana type thingy or a very bobbely hat!

Dave!

woohoo, 2 awards!

Although still upset @ Firespinner and Zane for posting huge posts and naming everyone except me! :mad:

Obviously haven't impacted on your lives enough...

I'll post my awards tomorrow, stay tuned! (it's what I'll be doing instead of my philosophy essay )

larryone

that hat kicks ass. the knots have been untied now, so it looks like multicoloured dreadlocks.
My hair will be on display friday at the lake2.
It shall also be leaving the lake with me.
intact.

larryone

that hat kicks ass. the knots have been untied now, so it looks like multicoloured dreadlocks.
My hair will be on display friday at the lake2.
It shall also be leaving the lake with me.
intact.

rainbow kirby

Well, I'd better nominate properly...

Best contributors - DaveMcG, Seb

Best Mod - Peachypants

Best Thread - Scoring Classmates... legendary!

Most exasperating topic - Anything to do with the SU.

Best new contributor - Blowfish (go team nerd!)

Best looking - Seb, gotta love the long, luscious man-hair

Biggest enigma - Waltons

Award for someone who should post more - larryone

Nicest Poster - panda100

Best outsider - crash_000, blondie83

Best non-corporeal UCD figure - Pat Paterson ftw

Best corporeal UCD figure - Librocop!

The Award for diligent service to the UCD forum - peachypants

Best nerd - irlrobins, Blowfish, Red Alert

Sangre

And the award for the biggest circle jerk goes to.....this thread!

Scraggs

Sangre wrote:

And the award for the biggest circle jerk goes to.....this thread!

Best use of another boardsies [legendary] quote ^^^^

tintinr35

Sangre wrote:

And the award for the biggest circle jerk goes to.....this thread!

im sure there is gratitute for your award in there somewhere............


zane i believe thats 2 years in a row u have won* best and sexiest male how are you feeling





*and by won i mean gave them to yourself!!

Sangre

Not the only thing he gives himself wuh wuh.

singingstranger

Before I get into the meat of it,
Best boardsie for nicely formatting posts and being handily comprehensive with their categories - Zane from MTV2

Best awards starter person - tintinr35 (there can only be one...)
Award for giving an award or I'll get a kick up the backside - p_larkin99 (arf...)
Best thread - The wonderful world of Scraggs!
Best n00b - elmyra and dajaffa
Best iron fist mod - peachypants
Best old skool poster - Seb of t3h bummage and Grimes of t3h grimage.
Villain of the year - Mr Nice Guy (just to be ironic, going on names alone)
Brains of the year - panda100, for having the sense to ask for continued bannage in exam period!
Debater of the year - tied between pretty*monster and Vainglory, you two are damn convincing arguers.
Teh nerd of teh year - irlrobins
Most amusing poster - Scraggs or Firespinner
Unbelievably funniest poster - Sangre
Spamtastic spammer of the year award - Scraggs
Hack of the year - tempted to put self but that would just be sad. Vainglory by definition. HappyCrackHead gets an honourable mention.
Best Haircut - f**k it, I'm going to divulge - me, because it's hairCUT, not hair-not-cut, and my flowing UCD-Ball-poster-worthy(!) blondage got a major culling today courtesy of the Belfield Barber.
Best Non-Haircut - SebtheBum (must be said, fair play for doing it for a good cause!)
The Daniel Wang award for poster who does not exist - Mr.Nice Guy
The singingstranger award for most likely to pass their exams with ridiculous ease - Pythia strikes me as the type who doesn't need to try.
Why have I still not ever met you award!!! Scraggs, because she recognises me all the time and I never do the same back... incidentally, didn't want to say it today for fear of utter embarrasment (edit: meaning a reply along the lines of "who the hell is Pythia?!") but Pythia, was that you on the sofas in the Student Centre today?
Best Maleist - Firespinner
Best Feminist - pretty*monster, natch
Sexiest Male - Grimes. You would.
Sexiest Female - Not to do anyone down but if Pythia wins sex0rest boardsie overall, it wouldn't make sense if she didn't win the qualifier...
The James Carroll award for sitting around all year and not doing a tap of work - zap (must be said, does lots of work but nothing of an academic sense)
Legend award - peachypants. You put up with far too much.
Best Trinners poster - Th'only one this n00b remembers is crash_000.
The Pete Doherty Award for constant no showing and being AWOL all the ****ing time - if this refers to beers, then I can't nominate anybody except myself because I've never been! :rolleyes:

Anyone who I haven't given one too... I am teh sorry if I forgot you. Take me up on it and a custom award will be devised with alarming panic.

And to those who have nominated me for best noobage type: thankyou, it means a lot to be remembered.

The_Minister

singingstranger wrote:

.
, didn't want to say it today for fear of utter embarrasment but Pythia, was that you on the sofas in the Student Centre today?

That was her I was behind her.

anonymous_joe

Biggest Perv of the Year award...

tintinr35

ya is this not the second time uve mentioned how u "happened" to see her

run pythia run for your ****ing life

Scraggs

LOL A special Endurance Award to Pythia for putting up with all this lechy carry on!

And a really important award for Blush for most eloquent poster

elmyra

Scraggs wrote:

LOL A special Endurance Award to Pythia for putting up with all this lechy carry on!

And a really important award for Blush for most eloquent poster

Seconded...on both counts really.

Exar Khun

Sangre wrote:

And the award for the biggest circle jerk goes to.....this thread!

and he gets an award, brilliant.

singingstranger

Firespinner wrote:

That was her I was behind her.

You escape my vision again! Curses!

Blush_01

Simply the Best: You

(Whew, covered everyone in one fell swoop!)

Best n00b/Most helpful: Elmyra
Stalker of the Year: Scraggs (you've beaten Boneless, but only after today's conversation!)
Walking Travel-guide: Boneless
Most fictional: MNG/Pat Patterson
Most cantankerous, old and trouty: Firespinner
Most huggable: KittenKiller
Best fun to argue with: Kaptain Redeye
Bestest best mod EVER with a cherry on top/ Legend award <seconding nomination>: Peachy
Irish by Birth, Munster by the Grace of God: Hermione/ Panda100
Most photographed with Buckie: Singingstranger (See, I remembered you...)
Most pointedly imflammatory: Sangre
Most Random: DaveMcG
Best Thread: Department of Lung Cancer
Prettiest Hair: Seb
Prettiest Hair (honourable mention): Larryone
Best male nerd: IrlRobins/Red Alert
Best female nerd: Rainbow Kirby
Bestest: Larien
Most never seen: Most of you
Most smiley while angry: Zane
Most feminist: HappyCrackHead/Pretty*Monster
Best Awards Thread starter person: TinTinr35
Most irrationally irate over nothing: Seb (for his double-posting "BAN HER" outburst towards Elmyra)

Anyone I have forgotten/not gotten around to because my brain is mincemeat, you're all deserving of a special mention in some manner or means. Plus, everyone gets a Simply the Best award anyway!

Mr.Nice Guy

elmyra wrote:

Yes dear, I only joined in January.

Acceptance speech much?

I'd like to thank my mom, without whom i would not have a laptop. I'd like to thank ucd for their wireless service, without which I would not procrastinate half so much...

yeah anyway, my awards..

Most Kickin' Mod- Peachypants
Nicest Boardsie (you're all lovely, but she was super lovely)- Scraggs
Sexiest Accent- Humbert (it's lovely!)
Problem-solving superboardsie- Irlrobins
Best Stalker- Boneless
Most complimentary boardsie- SebtheBum (for saying I had pretty feet!)
Hottest Boardsie- B-K-DzR (cos I said so!)
Honourable Mentions because I like their debates- Vainglory, Pretty*Monster, Blush01, Panda100

if I left you out i still love you, i swear!

I name you best newbie and then you dont even give me an award. :mad:

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

The Daniel Wang award for poster who does not exist - Mr.Nice Guy

I nearly splurted tea all over the screen when I read that. Nice.

By the way Blush I was going to give you an award for funniest comment due to that story you wrote about the time you travelled in the car with your mother? Remember that? Trouble is I couldn't find the post.

Still, you can have the award regardless.

By the way:

Best Smiley -

singingstranger

Blush_01 wrote:

Most photographed with Buckie: Singingstranger (See, I remembered you...)

Best boardsie for bringing up the type of thing that will probably be pulled out if I ever get famous and appear on a chat show, with additional regard to comprehensive reasons for not bringing back fees: Blush_01.



**edit: before I forget it: Biggest Grammar Nazi: Hullaballoo

Blush_01

Wow Gav, way to go with the long and almost unpunctuated sentence! It made me breathless to try to read it.

MNG: For someone who is probably fictional, you're deahdlie!

elmyra

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

I name you best newbie and then you dont even give me an award. :mad:



I nearly splurted tea all over the screen when I read that. Nice.

By the way Blush I was going to give you an award for funniest comment due to that story you wrote about the time you travelled in the car with your mother? Remember that? Trouble is I couldn't find the post.

Still, you can have the award regardless.

By the way:

Best Smiley -

apologies dear, i didn't mention a lot of people in fairness, it was just a quick whip 'round. here's a couple more....

Nct pain co-feeler and really missed boardsie- dearest grimes
Most Godlike boardsie (I've never seen him, but I still believe)- MNG
Where Are they Now? award- LovelyHurling
Most likely to succeed- pythia....you just seem like the sort!

Scraggs

elmyra wrote:

Where Are they Now? award- LovelyHurling

yeah where is he.... and panda to start a thread about him:p

Mr.Nice Guy

elmyra wrote:

Most Godlike boardsie (I've never seen him, but I still believe)- MNG

Aww.

I'm not a God but you miss, are a saint.