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This thread is for people to list or name the people that you hate..:mad:

dahamsta

1. Fool 5000

(5000 seems a bit low. In at the beginning?)

Fool 5000

The worst 7 people in the last 1000 years...:mad:
1... Ken Shabby
2....Didier Drogba
3....Sean Keevey
4....King John
5... Oliver Cromwell
6... Ian Paisley
7....Gerry Adams

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Fool 5000 wrote:

This thread is for people to list or name the people that you hate..:mad:

is this anther piss take, because i'd say your well on your way to a ban

Fool 5000

Sorry !!this is the cork region

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Fool 5000 wrote:

Sorry !!this is the cork region

Yes and you're giving cork a bad name

Limerick!

damien

Gandhi
Mother Theresa
Captain Birdseye
That Kia Ora Crow. You're not a fecking dog!
Green Giant and his pea sized balls.
The other guy in the Dukes of Hazard when the other guy left.
Willie Nelson (put a towel on his head and he could be Mother Theresa.)
Forty Coats. Fecking wino.

dahamsta

Only you could notice the Green Giant's balls Damien. Ho ho ho.

simu

Aeeeeeeedi Roche - she creeps meh out tbh.

dudara

simu wrote:

Aeeeeeeedi Roche - she creeps meh out tbh.

Ditto, there's something so holier-than-thou about her!

galactus

simu wrote:

Aeeeeeeedi Roche - she creeps meh out tbh.

Well I think she's doing a great job.

I won't single anyone out but my #1 Fool award would go to anyone who moans and doesn't vote. #2 Fool award is to those who ALWAYS vote along party lines.

#3 to Neil Prendergast, just because i love to hate him. Nah, he's alright but he does get on my breasts.

Fysh

Oh, why the hell not...

Ryan Tubridy - specifically for his attempted claim at being a geek, when he's actually just cannon fodder in waiting.
If generic answers count, then all the people I either know or am related to who have used the line "I'm not racist, but" as a precursor to any number of incredibly racist remarks.
Also, penguins (they're evil I tell you. EVIL!).

dudara

Fysh wrote:

If generic answers count, then all the people I either know or am related to who have used the line "I'm not racist, but" as a precursor to any number of incredibly racist remarks.

My Dad often starts sentences like that... they either leave me laughing my head off or trying to dissociate myself as fast as possible from him.

Fysh wrote:

Also, penguins (they're evil I tell you. EVIL!).

But the penguins in Madagascar turned out good!

Fysh

dudara wrote:

My Dad often starts sentences like that... they either leave me laughing my head off or trying to dissociate myself as fast as possible from him.

Most of my family from the generation above mine are like that and unashamedly so. Oh, the jolliness of family gatherings since I found that out....

dudara wrote:

But the penguins in Madagascar turned out good!

No, see, that's what they want you to think. They're secretly orchestrating the campaigns of cow-based attacks and establishing a network of undercover giraffe terrorist cells, with the ultimate goal of subjugating us all. Honest.

Incidentally, did I forget to include people with completely stupid conspiracy theories in my list? Now seems as good a time as any...

dudara

Fysh wrote:

Incidentally, did I forget to include people with completely stupid conspiracy theories in my list? Now seems as good a time as any...

Penguins, you say?

Fysh

dudara wrote:

Penguins, you say?

Yep. Dead serious. Why do you think the open source OS movement uses one as their mascot? Devious little buggers, so they are. Not to be trusted, says I! (Even less so than giraffes, as a matter of fact). and if you don't believe me, well...do I need to say "shoggoth" to make the point?

dudara

Thye're coming to get you

Fysh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*runs for cover*

In vengeance, I give you:



BWAHAHAHAHA!

dahamsta

Fysh wrote:

If generic answers count, then all the people I either know or am related to who have used the line "I'm not racist, but" as a precursor to any number of incredibly racist remarks.

I think you'll find that racists use the phrase "I'm not a racialist, but", thereby demonstrating the associated ignorance. (Strictly speaking it means the same thing, but try naming a non-racist that uses the word...)

My dad does it too, althought at this stage he's starting to lose the faith, because any time he does I call him on it (actually I call him a "racist c*nt", just so there's no confusion). His latest loveliness was calling a foreign girl working in Jimmy Edwards in Kinsale an "asylum seeker", which led to him rubbishing my explanation of economic migration. It was only towards the end of the meal that I noticed that the girl had a British accent...

I know it's a generational thing, but it's a stupidity thing too. What makes it truly annoying is that it comes out of the mouth of generally intelligent people.

Fysh

Ken Shabby wrote:

My dad does it too, althought at this stage he's starting to lose the faith, because any time he does I call him on it (actually I call him a "racist c*nt", just so there's no confusion). His latest loveliness was calling a foreign girl working in Jimmy Edwards in Kinsale an "asylum seeker", which led to him rubbishing my explanation of economic migration. It was only towards the end of the meal that I noticed that the girl had a British accent...

I find it impressive coming from my mother given that she's spent well over a decade living in Zambia and the last 20 years living in Spain, but apparently that's no reason to go being open-minded about these dirty foreign lot. Although being of the right ethnicity makes you honorarily English/Irish apparently, so that's ok.

Ken Shabby wrote:

I know it's a generational thing, but it's a stupidity thing too. What makes it truly annoying is that it comes out of the mouth of generally intelligent people.

I think the most impressive thing I've seen recently is people who I'd regarded as intelligent until they all burst into a rousing rendition of "My eyes have seen the glory"...in the middle of a crowded pub. (That being the song that the fat redneck sings along to in his van in American History X, about a lynch mob at a zoo....lovely stuff)

thejuggler

damien.m wrote:

Forty Coats. Fecking wino.

Classic - He did have that look about him didn't he! Fran Dempsey was the actor I think.

Blitzkrieger

galactus wrote:

I won't single anyone out but my #1 Fool award would go to anyone who moans and doesn't vote.

Put a "None of the above" on the ballot and I'll be there like a shot.

On that theme.....

1. My local Fine Gael candidate (who I know personally) - the lying, backstabbing, two faced w*nker.
2. Every other f*ckwit candidate for being even worse than him.

Tree

heehee, the local councillors can be fun alright!

i hate all the bouncers who insist on asking me for id in places ive been drinking for years, im not seventeen anymore!!!

and penguins rule you psychotic freak, your problem is that they eat fish, fishy fishy breakfast