Behold the athiest's nightmare

ApeXaviour

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2204.html

Honestly, some people will swallow anything...

I very much doubt I need explain why this man is an idiot. Sufficit to say I know more about bananas than him, and I don't know that much about bananas.

Asiaprod

ApeXaviour wrote:

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2204.html

Honestly, some people will swallow anything...

I very much doubt I need explain why this man is an idiot. Sufficit to say I know more about bananas than him, and I don't know that much about bananas.

Lucky for him its curved and pointed at the top with 3 grooves and fits easily in the hand, cause I know exactly where I would shove if I met him.:eek:

Hagar

Well he convinced me. Now where did I leave my god bothering stuff...

Zombrex

Please please tell me this is a piss take ... someone can't be that stupid ...

hairyheretic

Nasty old corporate firewall won't let that site through. What is it?

Zombrex

hairyheretic wrote:

Nasty old corporate firewall won't let that site through. What is it?

Its some idiot explaining why a bananna must have been designed by God for humans because it fits so nicely in a human hand, and because it is easy to open and peal.

Its hard to believe that in this day and age people can still be so dump yet get on telly

Hagar

It also fits a monkey's hand. Darwin anyone?

Merrick

I can't see it either, I've no Media Player here, but he sounds like some sort of reality-TV-type idiot (the very worst kind).

Tar.Aldarion

That is hilarious. Wow, sometimes it's hard not to be arrogant.

growler

so.... if a banana's design is proof of God , then surely the difficulties in eating and unwrapping kiwi fruit, oranges and rhubarb ( to name a few) are proof that God favours the banana, to me this means that the banana is the Chosen Fruit, is sacred and so should be revered and never , ever be eaten. I now suspect that the Apple of the garden of Eden was actually a banana (one of those lost in translation problems that can so easily happen).

Therefore, it's easily accessible design is in fact the work of the devil who wants to tempt us to dark banana flavoured paths.

Makes perfect sense now.

Is the other chap laughing or what ?

Merrick

But then again, an apple wouldn't need to be peeled at all, and therefore is easier to eat than the banana. Maybe things are designed so that bananas are to be revered, and apples eaten. It's the way god intended things.

Hagar

Does god put the little Chiquita stickers on them too?

Merrick

No. The banana has obviously been cast down from it's sacred post, and relegated to normal eating fruit by silly humans who put Chiquita/Fyffes or any other stickers on them, thus obscuring the divine spirit within the banana. It all makes sense.

Hagar

But surely the Fyffes' mantra "Bananas like these don't grow on trees" clearly points to divine creation. (Of that brand at least )

growler

The obviously phallic shape of the banana is incontrovetible proof of either
(a) a divine sense of humour
or
(b) satanic influence in ID (when applied to fruits)

monkeyfudge

Which came first though? The human or the banana?

Perhaps we are designed for the banana's convenience.

Dades

Brilliant! LOL at everyone.

I'd love to see the end of that. I think the second guy is laughing because he has stock in banana plantations. Or else because he's injected the banana with strychnine.

Asiaprod

monkeyfudge wrote:

Which came first though? The human or the banana?

Perhaps we are designed for the banana's convenience.

If handled correctly, and the banana is a firm one, I would say the human came first.

<stop this **** you are a Buddhist, I know, but i do love the occasional Banana>

monkeyfudge

I like how he says the human mouth is the right shape and size for a banana... it's also a good size for cock... God clearly wants us suck a lot of cock.

growler

careful now

lol

Asiaprod

monkeyfudge wrote:

I like how he says the human mouth is the right shape and size for a banana... it's also a good size for cock... God clearly wants us suck a lot of cock.

Only if you peel it first and the pointy bit is pointing the right way, and the rest falls neatly over the hand.

Tar.Aldarion

Dear lord of bananas it does! :eek:

pH

He couldn't be more wrong.

When humankind first encountered this fruit thousands of years ago we were probably not impressed by the almost inedible giant wild bananas. Historic mutations, rare and accidental, produced seedless bananas through chromosome triplication. Ancient humans focused on these seedless, pollen-less mutants to generate progressively more edible crops. Eventually, edible banana flesh retained only a few vague traces of the viable seeds once carried in the ancestral wild stock.

http://www.commondreams.org/views03/0719-02.htm

In fact the banana is now sterile and cuttings are used (cloning!) to produce new plants.

In fact he should have done his piece to camera with one of these in his hand ..

Dades

monkeyfudge wrote:

I like how he says the human mouth is the right shape and size for a banana... it's also a good size for cock... God clearly wants us suck a lot of cock.

Ummm... [lets it pass]

I've heard it said - just because it fits there - doesn't mean it belongs there.

Tar.Aldarion

We are blessed with curiousity though, and in time, things going into things becomes a norm.

lostexpectation

I say this a couple of days ago but didn't link it I thought it was just too much, too easy to slag off,

That guy they interview in the street does well in not punching that guy.

Banana the sacred fruit lol @ growler

The biggest thing about it is his arrogance! that the earth is merely here to serve people??

I was thinking about this in the human rights for Apes thing.

jtsuited

what monstrosity of an animal is a water melon designed for?

Zillah

Its a little off-topic, but this seems so relevant:

http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Rants/2rant-Intelligent_Design.mp3

The first minute or so is the best.

Crucifix

Hagar wrote:

...Chiquita stickers...

Tis the mark of the antichrist! Repent Banana eating heathens!

Zombrex

Zillah wrote:

Its a little off-topic, but this seems so relevant:

http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Rants/2rant-Intelligent_Design.mp3

The first minute or so is the best.

LOL

They are calling it the "Intelligent Design" theory, which is really just a nick name for the "we don't want our kids to question their religous brain washing" theory

And my fav -

Are they going to start forcing dental students to start taking a classes on the f**king tooth fairy

Classic

Tar.Aldarion

Everything should be explained using cheese.

HealingBlight

Ahh, Ray comfort, if you think you can withstand it, look up google video for 'Way of the master' and.... cringe, I Only managed to get trough 2 episodes, one of them is the evolution episode: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8047087636458478893&q=way+of+the+master
*sigh*

By the way people, Someone has pointed out horticulture to this prat and he has given the banana up to the atheists. Victory! The only Intelligent design going on is ours biatches!
http://www.strongatheism.net/shows/hashow/show103.mp3

Oh, and 2 gryphon rocks.

Pocari Sweat

down with this sort of thing

the real ramon

An atheists worst nightmare? More like a moderate Christian's worst nightmare Guys like this just make a mockery of their religion and make people more open to atheism just like Youth Defence have done more for the pro-abortion movement and the Animal Liberation Front have done more for vivisection!

MrJoeSoap

Hagar wrote:

It also fits a monkey's hand. Darwin anyone?

Exactly what I was thinking while watching.

Beruthiel

monkeyfudge wrote:

I like how he says the human mouth is the right shape and size for a banana... it's also a good size for cock... God clearly wants us suck a lot of cock.

well he's just thought of everything hasn't he!
when not sexually active, one can keep up the practice by having a banana a day.
I've just eaten one and it was damn tasty.
Unfortunately god forgot to make cocks taste like bananas, allegedly... so I’ve heard... proving that he is indeed, not perfect

Zombrex

Asiaprod wrote:

Only if you peel it first and the pointy bit is pointing the right way, and the rest falls neatly over the hand.

I had a banana this morning, but I squeezed the bottom too hard and it splat all over my face ...


... I'll get my coat ...

Asiaprod

Wicknight wrote:

I had a banana this morning, but I squeezed the bottom too hard and it splat all over my face .. I'll get my coat ...

Ah, that age old problem of premature ejec****ion
Oops. Wait up, I'll go get my hat. Fancy a pint!

growler

Asiaprod wrote:

Ah, that age old problem of premature ejec****ion
!

what a cruel deity, inventing such a bodily function and then making a law against "spilling the seed" , where's the intelligence in that i ask ya ? !!

legologic

jtsuited wrote:

what monstrosity of an animal is a water melon designed for?

HealingBlight

jtsuited wrote:

what monstrosity of an animal is a water melon designed for?

I would be more worried about the pineapple....

Zombrex

HealingBlight wrote:

I would be more worried about the pineapple....

:eek:

Asiaprod

jtsuited wrote:

what monstrosity of an animal is a water melon designed for?

Easy, the creationist's nightmare, Dinosaurs of course.:D

scorplett

If the bananna is sterile and becoming extinct... and is proof of the existance of the judeo-christian god.... dare I say it..... is that faith sterile and becoming extinct... ??? Probably not a teribly good thing in reality. Well maybe there might be hope that loony fundies preaching their message using bannanas are sterile and extinct (me hopes)

Pocari Sweat

What's all that then?

HealingBlight

Asiaprod wrote:

Easy, the creationist's nightmare, Dinosaurs of course.:D

Is common knowledge that Jesus rode a triceratops, pfft, you know nothing! :P

And I don’t think any christian in their not-so-right mind would use the banana argument after the guy himself gave it up.
Of course, they are still making watchmaker arguments a good while after that’s been busted. I think its because it would make sense to those who don’t think too much about it, who cares if its been disproven, it helps bring people to [insert deity here] and that’s what’s important.
But I have come across a few people who just constantly repeat the term "CREATION = CREATOR" like its mean to mean something when applied to debunking evolution and proving creationism.

kano476

lmao. i love it when i see something like that makes me smile and admire the majesty of evolution and be glad that there are still morons like that to giggle at.

MrJoeSoap

kano476 wrote:

majesty of evolution

kano476 wrote:

morons like that

DeBunny

Some one should so a porno parody of this featuring the cucumber. You could even have an S&M version featuring the pineapple.

Zillah

Curse you search function!

doctoremma

Originally Posted by Hagar
It also fits a monkey's hand. Darwin anyone?

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Exactly what I was thinking while watching.

I think I read somewhere that monkey's eat their bananas differently to humans. They peel from the opposite end....