Dream Theme's

MrJoeSoap

Inspired by the Lehmann thread... (and yet he's not in any of them!). Pick a theme (drunks, tall/small, whatever) and try get XI players. Not as easy as it looks, you might be short on one team and strugglin to leave people out in another!

Big Girl's Blouse XI:

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Turkish Keeper From The Last

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Time They Played At Landsdowne

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Allesandro Pistone

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Sergio Ramos

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Phil Neville

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-Cristiano Ronaldo

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Robert Pires

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Mikael Arteta

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Arjen Robben--

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Luis Garcia

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Didier Drogba

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Francesco Totti

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Aggro XI:

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Oliver Kahn

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--Fabricio Coloccini----Pablo Alfaro---Carlos Puyol

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Gabriel Heinze

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Joey Barton

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Gennaro Gattuso---Scott Parker----Stig Tofting

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Duncan Ferguson

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Alan Smith

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Comb-Free XI:

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Fabian Barthez

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---Danny Mills

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Jaap Stam---Matt Elliot----Danny Higginbotham

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---Chris Marsden---Thomas Gravesen---Stig Tofting

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Stelios

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Carsten Janker----Jan Koller

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Dead Ball Specialists XI:

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Rogerio Ceni

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Sinisa Mihjlovic----Christian Chivu----Roberto Carlos

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--David Beckham

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Juninho P

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Juan Roman Riquelme--Ronaldinho

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Adriano----Alan Shearer

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Thierry Henry

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Pepe LeFrits

Turkish keeper? Surely you mean the Israeli keeper?

Swan-leap FC:

Manager: Jurgen Klinsmann (4-4-2)

Victor Valdes, Lee Young Pyo, Sergio Ramos, Gary Neville, Emmanuel Eboue, Arjen Robben, Michael Ballack, Patrick Vieira, Eidur Gudjohnsen, Jose Mari, Didier Drogba

Miniature XI: (3-3-4)

Petr Cech, Johan Djourou, Per Mertesacker, Robert Huth, Patrick Vieira, Abou Diaby, Momo Sissoko, Peter Crouch, Carsten Jancker, Nikola Zigic, Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Give us a wide birth XI: 4-4-2 (sort of)

Harald Schumacher, Stuart Pearce, Andoni Goikoetxea, Javi Navarro, Juanito, Joey Barton, Roy Keane, Lee Bowyer, Djalminha, Duncan Ferguson, Hristo Stoichkov

MrJoeSoap

Pepe LeFrits wrote:

Turkish keeper? Surely you mean the Israeli keeper?

He was bad but the Turkish lad was worse. I've never seen a sub keeper substituted other than that. Dodgy was not the word. Went off with a fake injury iirc.

astrofool

Rustu? (was at barca for a season as well)

Kingp35

JoeSoap surely Paolo Montero should make centre back in that aggro XI. He is a nut case.

mchurl

Addiction XI

Bruce Grobbelaar (Gambling)

Tony adams (Gambling)
Paul McGrath(Drink)
John Terry(Gambling(Rumoured))

Maradona(Drugs)
Merson(Gambling & Drugs)
Best(Drink)
Gazza(Drink)

Quinn(Gambling)
Collymore(Dogging)
Cascarino(Gambling )

Pigman II

Who Ate All the Pies XI (3-5-2)

                           Neville Southall

           Gary Mabbutt - Neil Ruddock - Julian Dicks

Andy Reid - Diego Maradona - Gazza -  Jan Molby - Tony Galvan

                  Mick Quinn(c) - Thomas Brolin


Subs - LeTissier, Ronaldo

Manager : Pat Dolan

Premiership Funny Name XI (3-4-3)

g
geert de vlieger

d
nedum onuoha
titus bramble
rodrigo defendi

m
khalilou fadiga
blessing kaku
papa bouba dioup
darren pratley

f
njazi kuqi
marcus bent
joseph desire job

MrJoeSoap

Dont forget Agbonlahor!