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    #332
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    tintinr35 wrote:
    listen u think they are bad i was goin to post the one of the Vage......but im a gent*
    *and i knew ud just ban my ass


    Lol I was going to do the tinkler. I hear if its not erect you can post it???


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    #333
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    elmyra wrote:
    Ewwwy. I was just reading a book that had it in it, I was wondering what it was like....a weird thing to wonder I know but hey, it's after midnight, the mind does crazy things.

    Ibsen?


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    #334
    Riamfada
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    elmyra wrote:
    Ewwwy. I was just reading a book that had it in it, I was wondering what it was like....a weird thing to wonder I know but hey, it's after midnight, the mind does crazy things.


    Anne and Barry?


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    #335
    tintinr35
    Registered Users Posts: 1,437 ✭✭✭tintinr35


    peachypants wrote:
    Ibsen?
    ?? ya wha


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    #336
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    @ Peachypants- nope. It's a war diary called A Woman In Berlin- the only reason I'm still awake, I can't put it down. I love that biography type stuff and I have this weird liking of reading about war.

    Grimey dear you're sick, but you somehow appeal to my sense of humour. One wonders how you'd ever be in a position to be faced with going down on someone who had it....surely they'd be the bike type and you'd know it and not go there? Surely....?


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    #337
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    tintinr35 wrote:
    ?? ya wha

    Heh I was asking her if she was reading Henrik Ibsen. He wrote a play called Ghosts (we did it in English) and one of the characters had syphillis. (I think)


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    #338
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Henry VIII had Syphilis. If you go to the tower his armor has a big round codpiece where his "love trucheon" should be. Its very funny.


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    #339
    tintinr35
    Registered Users Posts: 1,437 ✭✭✭tintinr35


    peachypants wrote:
    Heh I was asking her if she was reading Henrik Ibsen. He wrote a play called Ghosts (we did it in English) and one of the characters had syphillis. (I think)
    no elmyra was reading her diary!!!!!!!!!!!11


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    #340
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    elmyra wrote:
    Grimey dear you're sick, but you somehow appeal to my sense of humour. One wonders how you'd ever be in a position to be faced with going down on someone who had it....surely they'd be the bike type and you'd know it and not go there? Surely....?

    Well say if your out on a night in the Forum Bar and you meet this nice guy and the bar. A complete stunner. He is scratching his crotch because he says its so big it chaffs. Your intregued and because your langered you decide to go home and smoke the piece pipe.Then whamo ! crotch rot in your mouth! Would you run emly or would you stay and finish the job, its only polite . ?


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    #341
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    tintinr35 wrote:
    no elmyra was reading her diary!!!!!!!!!!!11


    '04/05/06,

    Dear Diary,

    I heard an ugly rumour on boards today that tintinr35 has contracted syphilis.....'

    :p
    Well say if your out on a night in the Forum Bar and you meet this nice guy and the bar. A complete stunner. He is scratching his crotch because he says its so big it chaffs. Your intregued and because your langered you decide to go home and smoke the piece pipe.Then whamo ! crotch rot in your mouth! Would you run emly or would you stay and finish the job, its only polite . ?

    Well firstly, I'm a nice girl so I'd never ever go anywhere to do anything with somebody I'd just met. Secondly, no, I wouldn't contract syphilis just to be polite! Dear God man, who would?!


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    #342
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    elmyra wrote:
    '04/05/06,

    Dear Diary,

    I heard an ugly rumour on boards today that tintinr35 has contracted syphilis.....'

    :p


    from?


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    #343
    tintinr35
    Registered Users Posts: 1,437 ✭✭✭tintinr35


    Elmyra


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    #344
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    tintinr35 wrote:
    Elmyra


    How would you even know with the number of....partners....you've had?


    And you said I was the only one......
    *sobs*


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    #345
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Giz a Snog


    BEWARE OF SYPHILIS. THIS IS ELMYRA'S MOUTH!


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    #346
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    *shouts* Peachy!!!!! He's personal abusing me!!!!

    You big meanie! :(

    I have a lovely mouth.


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    #347
    Riamfada
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    I know you have a real purdy mouth darling. Real Purdy :D .
    (no offence , i know you dont have syphilis)


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    #348
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    Yup, I'm good, I can outrun Tintin :D

    Aw, you have a purdy mouth too*


    *not as purdy as mine, but you can't expect that.


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    #349
    Chinafoot
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    Don't make me kick your ass Grimes!


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    #350
    Riamfada
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    peachypants wrote:
    Don't make me kick your ass Grimes!


    Ive pushed it too far. Time for bed. Thanks PP :D


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    #351
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    Omg! You're like superman....you're supermod! That was so fast.

    *sticks tongue out at Grimes*


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    #352
    Riamfada
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    elmyra wrote:
    *sticks tongue out at Grimes*


    Oh you'll get yours. You have to sleep somtime *shakes fist


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    #353
    Chinafoot
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    elmyra wrote:
    Omg! You're like superman....you're supermod! That was so fast.

    *sticks tongue out at Grimes*

    heh :)

    Nah I just really want to kick Grimes's ass.

    j/k <3 Graham


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    #354
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    @ Grimes: Untrue. I never sleep.

    *rubbing-your-face-in-it dance*

    Run along now, good boy.


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    #355
    Riamfada
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    peachypants wrote:
    heh :)

    Nah I just really want to kick Grimes's ass.

    j/k <3 Graham


    how about I come over, drop mypants, you can bend me over your knee and give me a light spanking? ooohhh. Ive been a bad poster. Ill bring my ball gag, ill wear it. ;)


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    #356
    Chinafoot
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    My work here is done.

    Sleep well good citizens. Tomorrow will be another day of muppet and troll-fighting.

    *cue superhero music as Steph flies off into the night*

    (In other words, g'night gits. I'm cream-crackered and you all make my head hurt in your own special ways :) )

    <3


    *edit*
    Grimes wrote:
    how about I come over, drop mypants, you can bend me over your knee and give me a light spanking? ooohhh. Ive been a bad poster. Ill bring my ball gag, ill wear it. ;)

    Thats wrong on so many levels.. so, so many levels.


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    #357
    boneless
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    Grimes wrote:
    how about I come over, drop mypants, you can bend me over your knee and give me a light spanking? ooohhh. Ive been a bad poster. Ill bring my ball gag, ill wear it. ;)


    can i watch...........mmmmmm


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    #358
    Riamfada
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    eh...........yeah........... I must also go now... for sleep......



    *grabs car keys,boneless and ball gag


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    #359
    tintinr35
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    im glad i went to bed


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    #360
    Riamfada
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    tintinr35 wrote:
    im glad i went to bed


    you missed all the fun


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    #361
    arbeitsscheuer
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    peachypants wrote:
    Heh I was asking her if she was reading Henrik Ibsen. He wrote a play called Ghosts (we did it in English) and one of the characters had syphillis. (I think)
    I was in the title role of an Ibsen play once. Samuel Beckett Centre, TCD.
    My character didn't have syphilis though. At least, I hope he didn't. Mind you, he was a cripple, so... Maybe it was as a result of some random STD. I just don't know. I'll leave that question to the English students such as peachy, who are undoubtedly more familiar with Ibsen's obsession with syphilis.

    Anyway... This thread has taken a really really really really really ridiculously weird turn...


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