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  • 02-05-2006 11:51pm
    #1
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Why Men are so Damn Cool...



    1. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.



    2. Your orgasms are real. Always!



    3. Your last name stays put.



    4. The garage is all yours.



    5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.



    6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.



    7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.



    8. You don't give a monkeys arse if someone notices your new haircut.



    9. Hot wax never comes near your pubes.



    10. Same work .. more pay.



    11. Wrinkles-add character.



    12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.



    13. Wedding Dress 2000; Tux Hire 100.



    14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.



    15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.



    16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.



    17. One mood, ALL the damn time.



    18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.



    19. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.



    20. You can open all your own jars.



    21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.



    22. Your underwear is 5 for a three-pack.



    23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.



    24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.



    25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.



    26. You can quietly watch a football game with your friends for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."



    27. No maxi-pads.



    28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.



    29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.



    30.. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.



    31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.



    32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.



    33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.



    34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.



    35. You can "do" your nails with a penknife.



    36. Christmas shopping is accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.



    37. The world is your urinal.



    Ten Things men know for sure about women.



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    10. They have breasts.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #2
    Somnus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Somnus


    Haha, they're great :p

    And all so true :D


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    #3
    Anto and Moe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 202 ✭✭Anto and Moe


    Hahaha! Yeah. We men rock.


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    #4
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    That is great.

    28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

    So true. :D


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