The Ultimate Stalker Quiz

arbeitsscheuer

I like that analogy. Somehow equating tarring and feathering to my travails in this hallowed institution of academia is rather apposite!:D Cheers Oo!

*Hug*

elmyra

*hug*

Blush01 wrote:

First I'm very interested in single people with cars,

i'm single and i have a car....:p

Blowfish

I love it when blush comes out with one of her analogies to cheer someone up, she must have a whole book of them sitting beside her or something.

cruiserweight

Blush_01 wrote:

First I'm very interested in single people with cars, then I'm very interested in sheep. Last time I checked sheep couldn't get a license in Ireland. Sheesh!

Damn I am single but no car! As for sheep I am very interested especially in tasty lamb

Blush_01

*Huge big hug*

I keep a selection of mini discs beside me at all times and slot them into my head at random when I feel they're needed. Works for me!

arbeitsscheuer

elmyra wrote:

i'm single and i have a car....:p

Yeah... But I think you insisted that you're a rubbish driver - that may have put off some potentially interested parties.:D

Scraggs

She's a good driver!!! I can vouch for her

Blush_01

I hate lamb. It's the only meat I won't eat, because it's the only meat that I think tastes dead. Now before anyone else says how silly/stupid/obvious that sounds, think about it. It DOES taste dead and other meats don't, they taste like meat.

Don't ask me why, but it's true!

Riamfada

Has this been called spam and all the posters ****wits yet by any of the golden oldies?

Scraggs

Nah we were waiting for you to do the honour!

cruiserweight

Blush_01 wrote:

I hate lamb. It's the only meat I won't eat, because it's the only meat that I think tastes dead. Now before anyone else says hos silly/stupid/obvious that sounds, think about it. It DOES taste dead and other meats don't, they taste like meat.

Don't ask me why, but it's true!

That is your opinion and fair enough, my father won't eat it because he thinks it tastes "wooly"! I like it!

Blush_01

Grimes, it's the type of thread that was made to turn into spam. It's encoded into the DNA of the thread. Who are you to deny it its birthright?

Cruiserweight - I never got the wooly thing, but I think that's because we had wooly uniforms in school and they smelled so bad when they got wet, so that's what wooly is tied to in my head. I also know that that makes no sense, but anyone who has worn a wooly uniform will know what I mean. *Looks pointedly at all the girls who went to convent secondary schools*

arbeitsscheuer

Grimes wrote:

Has this been called spam and all the posters ****wits yet by any of the golden oldies?

I'm usually the one to do this (along with my good pal Zane) but between 11pm and 3am I regress to my spamtastic postings of banal witticisms and inane wafflery.

However, come tomorro morning I shall probably decry this exact thread as a travesty against everything that the UCD forum stands for, etc.

cruiserweight

Blush_01 wrote:

Cruiserweight - I never got the wooly thing, but I think that's because we had wooly uniforms in school and they smelled so bad when they got wet, so that's what wooly is tied to in my head. I also know that that makes no sense, but anyone who has worn a wooly uniform will know what I mean. *Looks pointedly at all the girls who went to convent secondary schools*

My mother used to knit my wooly jumpers for primary school, so I know what it is! But I kind of get what he means!

Anyway to keep this on topic I need somone to stalk

Riamfada

Can I post more images of various STD's then ? Peachy?

arbeitsscheuer

cruiserweight wrote:

Anyway to keep this on topic I need somone to stalk

Yoohoo!
/waves hankey;)

elmyra

Scraggs wrote:

She's a good driver!!! I can vouch for her

Aw thank you sweetie!!

See Seb...Scraggs thinks I'm good!!

I'm actually not that bad, I just get nervous when I have good drivers in the car with me, they put me off, performance anxiety or somethin'! Anyway, the upcoming test shall decide once and for all

cruiserweight

SebtheBum wrote:

Yoohoo!
/waves hankey;)

Hang on let me check the know your UCDians website to see if you are worth it!

Scraggs

cruiserweight wrote:

My mother used to knit my wooly jumpers for primary school, so I know what it is! But I kind of get what he means!

Anyway to keep this on topic I need somone to stalk

ooh pick me pick me

Blowfish

cruiserweight wrote:

Hang on let me check the know your UCDians website to see if you are worth it!

He has lost his luscious hair since then though.

[edit] and I need a stalker, i'm too lazy to stalk someone myself

arbeitsscheuer

Scraggs wrote:

ooh pick me pick me

He said he needed someone to stalk, not someone to stalk him!:D

Blowfish wrote:

He has lost his luscious hair since then though.

Alas, tis true. I am no longer the same SebtheBum who graced UCD... I am the new, improved, and balder version.

cruiserweight

Blowfish wrote:

He ....

Enough said :eek:

Ahhh okay!

Blowfish

cruiserweight wrote:

Enough said :eek:

:eek: I didn't mean you.

Blush_01

I'm fresh out of stalkers too. I normally spot Scraggs before she sees me these days, and my real stalkers have been out of commission for ages.

Elmyra, you'd better not ever give me a lift anywhere then, because who knows what'll happen!

elmyra

Hehehe! It's okay we'll be saved by the car rule. Nothing icky is allowed to go on in the car, that stuff freaketh me out!

Chinafoot

1) Single or Taken: Taken

2) Good driver: No idea

3) Are you double jointed: Nope

4) What are you wearing right now: PJ's

5) Any pets:dog- max

6) Can you make a euro/pound change right now: probably

7) Do you smoke? yea

8) Do you play in a band or play an instrument? nope

9) If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be? painless, in my sleep.

10) What subculture do you belong too? uhmm...is arts student slackers a "subculture"?

11) What is your worst fear? Alzheimers, paralysis.

12) What is your favorite movie? the goonies/princess bride/beauty and the beast/the green mile

13) Who is your favorite band? queen/incubus/bruce springsteen/billy joel etc etc etc

14) What is your favorite song? waaay too many to mention

15) What is your favourite book? The book that got me *into* reading..To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee

16) What's your preference- older or younger men/women? Older.

17) Are you kinky? depends

18) Do you watch pornography? of course

19) Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color? not intentionally

20) Ever been so drunk you blacked out: No

21) Are you religious? Organised religion has a lot to answer for. So..no.

22) Do you own a car? Nope

23) Have you ever vomit while making out? No

24) Have you held a job for less than a day? No

25) Ever missed school/work coz it was raining: Yes

26) Ever thought an animated character was fit?: Jessica Rabbit is beautiful and I had a thing for Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

27) Best place to go for a date: Depends on the person. A few relaxed drinks with nice background music at a level where you can stil lhear the other person.

Favs

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28) Colour: blue and black

29) Number: 3

30) Name: Aoibheann and Connor

31) Subject in school: English.

32) Drink: Water/Ribena/Miller

33) Finger: they're all dyslexic tbh

34) Cologne: Ultra Violet

35) Perfume: Cerutti 1881

36) Favorite cartoon character: Marvin the Martian

Have you ever

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37) Given anyone a bath: my niece

38) Made yourself throw-up: Yes..the fabled "bad pint" has happened on a few occasions.

39) Been in the opposite's washroom: Yes..queues in the womens are ridiculous.

40) Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Yep

41) Broken a bone: Nope.

42) Played truth or dare: Yes

43) Been in a physical fight: Yes.

44) Come close to dying:Not yet

45) Kissed your cousin: Nope

46) Broken someone's heart: Doubtful

47) Cried when someone died: Yes.

48) Wanted someone?: Yes.

49) Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: No

50) Saved MSN conversations: No

51) Fallen for your best friend?: Yes

52) Made out with JUST a friend?Yes

53) Been rejected:Yes

54) Been in love? Yes

55) Been cheated on? Once

56) Done an illegal narcotic?: No

What is

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57) Your good luck charm: That'd be telling

58) Whats your room like: Big enough, blue and black walls, black wardrobe, black bed, black stands/lockers/desks, tv, laptop, stereo, corkboards full of drunken photographs and some special cards and stuff. Its pretty cool

59) Last thing you said:'night dad'

60) What is beside you: remote control, mobile, book on the origins of the cold war.

61) Last thing you ate: cereal.

Who

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62) Is the last person that called you: Boyfriend Aidan.

63) Makes you laugh the most: I'm VERY easily amused.

64) Can make you feel better no matter what:My dad, Aidan, Kelley, Enda, Seb

65) Has a crush on you: Meh

66) Was the last person you touched? Aidan

67) You talked to (family members dont count): Aidan

68) You hugged?: Aidan

69) Who told you they loved you: Uhmm....see above

Final questions

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Comments:

70) What are you listening to right now: Watching That 70's Show

71) What did you do yesterday: Studied a bit, freaked out a little..which is a relief tbh

72) Career: Whatever happens happens. Would love to own my own bookshop though.

73) Got any awards: Ah a few from when I was younger. I pride myself on under-achieving these days.

74) sexy or cute: Neither

75) freckles: A few on my nose and arms at the moment....loads during the summer though

orangerooster

1) Single or Taken: single
2) Good driver: Good god no.
3) Are you double jointed: No.
4) What are you wearing right now: Work clothes
5) Any pets:dog- Two cats and a dog.
6) Can you make a euro/pound change right now: Yes.
7) Do you smoke? Yes.
8) Do you play in a band or play an instrument? Yes, bass.
9) If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be? Safe at home in my bed surrounded by people I love by not painfully.
10) What subculture do you belong too? Ne'er do well's.
11) What is your worst fear? Heights.
12) What is your favorite movie? The Downfall.
13) Who is your favorite band? Pink Floyd/ Deep Purpe/ is Bob Dylan a band?
14) What is your favorite song? Postitively 4th st./Dont think twice its alright/Shine on you Crazy Diamond/Grace/Special Olympics
15) What is your favourite book? The adventures of Huckleberry Finn/Amongst Women/The Sea/Memoirs/The complete works of Robert Frost.
16) What's your preference- older or younger men/women? As close to same age as possible.
17) Are you kinky? Never considered myself to be, no.
18) Do you watch pornography? As much as any guy does.
19) Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color? No black all the way, although it seems set on changing to brown of its own accord.
20) Ever been so drunk you blacked out: Yup, more than once.
21) Are you religious? Not at all, not even a bit.
22) Do you own a car? Nope.
23) Have you ever vomit while making out? Nope, I'm quite proud to say.
24) Have you held a job for less than a day? Nope I'm dependable-ish past the day mark!
25) Ever missed school/work coz it was raining: Yes
26) Ever thought an animated character was fit?: nope.
27) Best place to go for a date: The pub that puts candles out on the tables in Mountmellick
Favs

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28) Colour: Orange
29) Number: 12
30) Name: Abby/Yore ma/Ezekiel/Sarah/Melissa
31) Subject in school: History.
32) Drink: Smithwicks or other ales (an brainblasta for instance)
33) Finger: Left index. Good ole pointy
34) Cologne: Diesel white
35) Perfume: Huh?
36) Favorite cartoon character: Philip J. Fry
Have you ever

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37) Given anyone a bath: no
38) Made yourself throw-up: Yes once.
39) Been in the opposite's washroom: Yes
40) Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Awe yeah.
41) Broken a bone: Yes.
42) Played truth or dare: Yes I ended up in a wheely bin.
43) Been in a physical fight: Yeah once but I hate violence so I just put down my dukes and walked away.
44) Come close to dying: Closer than most.
45) Kissed your cousin: No.
46) Broken someone's heart: No.
47) Cried when someone died: Nearly but kept it off.
48) Wanted someone?: Yes.
49) Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: No
50) Saved MSN conversations: No.
51) Fallen for your best friend?: No.
52) Made out with JUST a friend?Yes.
53) Been rejected:Yes.
54) Been in love? Yes.
55) Been cheated on? No.
56) Done an illegal narcotic?: A little bit yeah.
What is

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57) Your good luck charm: My wallet
58) Whats your room like: You dont even want to know.
59) Last thing you said: "Hello anyone there?"
60) What is beside you: Monitors for cameras, phone, cigarettes, lighter.
61) Last thing you ate: chips.
Who

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62) Is the last person that called you: My mate steve.
63) Makes you laugh the most: All kinda things - Arrested Development, Scrubs, Dylan Moran (Black Books series one), Johnny Vegas and many others.
64) Can make you feel better no matter what: Theirs a few people I can call to go to a certain place where Ive never felt bad (sweet jesus turn off the filthy mind!)
65) Has a crush on you: Heh! Not many.
66) Was the last person you touched? Christs knows very few in this place.
67) You talked to (family members dont count): Steve.
68) You hugged?: Melissa.
69) Who told you they loved you: HA!
Final questions

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Comments:
70) What are you listening to right now: The sound of people not robbing empty factories.
71) What did you do yesterday: Study and smoke.
72) Career: Journo or historian.
73) Got any awards: A few.
74) sexy or cute: Neither, I'm a beast.
75) freckles: None.



That took way longer than me or my employer had hoped. Oh well.

rain on

1) Single or Taken: single.
2) Good driver: rubbish. but then i've only tried once or twice.
3) Are you double jointed: no
4) What are you wearing right now: stripy leggings, denim skirt, blue jumper.
5) Any pets: my parents have a cat but i hadly ever see him. so no,i guess.
6) Can you make a euro/pound change right now: think so.
7) Do you smoke? no.
8) Do you play in a band or play an instrument? used to play bass and do vocals in a band, now just do vocals.
9) If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be? painlessly!
10) What subculture do you belong too? diy punk.
11) What is your worst fear? not finishing my thesis
12) What is your favorite movie? alien
13) Who is your favorite band? sleater-kinney/neurosis/catharsis/refused
14) What is your favorite song? according to my ipod most played list, 'little mucous monsters' by estel.
15) What is your favourite book? jeanette winterson - the passion.
16) What's your preference- older or younger men/women? older
17) Are you kinky? not particularly
18) Do you watch pornography? yes
19) Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color? i had a few blonde/blue/green/pink phases in my youth
20) Ever been so drunk you blacked out: can't remember
21) Are you religious? no.
22) Do you own a car? no
23) Have you ever vomit while making out? no
24) Have you held a job for less than a day? no
25) Ever missed school/work coz it was raining: probably
26) Ever thought an animated character was fit?: no
27) Best place to go for a date: bed
Favs

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28) Colour: none
29) Number: 24
30) Name: none
31) Subject in school: none
32) Drink: kopparberd mixed fruit
33) Finger: what?
34) Cologne: eh..
35) Perfume: er...
36) Favorite cartoon character: stewie
Have you ever

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37) Given anyone a bath: no
38) Made yourself throw-up: yes, but it was on its way anyway
39) Been in the opposite's washroom: yes
40) Loved someone so much it made you cry?: probably, i'm a big sap
41) Broken a bone: no
42) Played truth or dare: yes
43) Been in a physical fight: no
44) Come close to dying: got hit by a car once. quite gently though.
45) Kissed your cousin: no
46) Broken someone's heart: i've no idea
47) Cried when someone died: Yes.
48) Wanted someone?: in what sense? that's a weord question.
49) Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: no
50) Saved MSN conversations: yes
51) Fallen for your best friend?: no
52) Made out with JUST a friend?yes
53) Been rejected:slightly
54) Been in love? not sure
55) Been cheated on? don't think so
56) Done an illegal narcotic?: yes
What is

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57) Your good luck charm: don't have one
58) Whats your room like: reasonably tidy.
59) Last thing you said:'okay'
60) What is beside you: ipod, crackers, phone books (i'm on my parent's dialup)
61) Last thing you ate: a cracker.
Who

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62) Is the last person that called you: ucd exams office
63) Makes you laugh the most: my ex-boyfriend
64) Can make you feel better no matter what: selective seratonin reuptake inhibitors
65) Has a crush on you: fat hairy men
66) Was the last person you touched? probably my ma
67) You talked to (family members dont count): my flatmate susan
68) You hugged?: i can't remember. that's depressing. oh probably my friend jamie at his birthday on sunday. though hopefully i've hugged someone since then.
69) Who told you they loved you: nobody ever tells me that, sob sob
Final questions

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Comments:
70) What are you listening to right now: nothing.
71) What did you do yesterday: my ma drove me to cork.
72) Career: academic.
73) Got any awards: probably.
74) sexy or cute: cute
75) freckles: do i have them? yes, in summer, on my nose. do i like them? they're so-so

BKtje

man i hope that's just poorly grammatically constructed....I hope

Nope read it as you see it

Nah, its the best way imo as you get to say goodbye to everyone at once and you go to whatever awaits knowing that you had a loving family. But if you wanna make fun, go ahead

elmyra

B-K-DzR wrote:

Nope read it as you see it

Nah, its the best way imo as you get to say goodbye to everyone at once and you go to whatever awaits knowing that you had a loving family. But if you wanna make fun, go ahead

I'm sorry , I was just joking, my gran passed on like that and it seems like a nice way to go, if there can be a nice way to go .