Podge and Rodge -ism's

Rnger

I'm sure this has been around before but its the first time ive ever seen it. A few of em made me laugh

I'm as sick as a small hospital

I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child

She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se

Your're as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit

My mouth's as dry as a nun's cr@ck

He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup

He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician

As funny as a burning orphanage

He's so camp, he ****es tent pegs

I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes

I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)

(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

As busy as the Dalkey dole office

Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit

As tight as a nun's knickers

I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry

Up and down like a hoor's knickers

No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

Did your mother find out who your father is yet?

What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt

I left her with a face like a painter's radio

A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard

Jaysus! she could breastfeed a crèche

As fit as a butcher's dog

She' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book

Not even the tide would take her out

Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her

Daz wouldn't shift her

Des Kelly wouldn't lay her

A sniper wouldn't take her out

Jaysus! ya wouldn't ride her into battle

If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one

She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle

She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede

She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab

If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall

fuzzywiggle

Class

Crash

"I left her with a face like a painters radio" - hehehehehe

GLaDOS

haha, brill, never seen these before. Those guys are legends

Anto and Moe

True Dubliners.

What a way to express admiration!
"I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry"

Plug

When in a slagging match say:
I,m so fat anytime I rode your mother she gave me a cookie:D

She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
I siad that on another thread.

N90user

Legend!

jobonar

Very Funny!

My fav's:

"She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede"

"She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab"

I like cars

Plug wrote:

When in a slagging match say:
I,m so fat anytime I rode your mother she gave me a cookie:D

She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
I siad that on another thread.

You must win all your slagging matches then :rolleyes:

Plug

Eh...yes




no:(

Hagar

Rnger wrote:

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry

Another variation...

I'd crawl a mile over broken glass just to throw stones at her shyte.

Plug

The sun wrote:

We irish are known for our wit, charm and sexy accent but we're not always easy to understand. And sometimes we're not very politically correct.
With our mix of nationalities and cultures it's vital people know what we're on about-and don't take offence. FIONA WYNNE checks out cheeky sayings in a new internet dictionary of Irishspeak. Be warned, ther're not for the sensitive!

I found that in the sun today, most of the sayings we were saying made it to the sun(including my one:) ) just thought I'd let ye know.

Mimikyu

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Plug

I think she got them from boards.ie cause they were all the same.

Kojak

Class.