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Break In joke...

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  • 09-05-2006 1:49pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭


    An armed robber breaks into a house and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Old as the hills...


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Golden oldie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    sinecurea wrote:
    Old as the hills...

    Oops, sorry. I actually never heard it before today...:o


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Simply terrifying, praying it'll never happen to me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    oldie but still makes me laugh! :) :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,501 ✭✭✭sioda


    Good one first time i've heard it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14 I like cars


    Plug wrote:
    Golden oldie.

    Kind of like you then?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Kind of like you then?
    No..I,m a big boy:cool:


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