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Would You Remarry?

jackfish · 2006-05-09 17:00:41

Darling," a husband whispered to his wife late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?" "I suppose so," she replied. "Would you sleep in the same bed with him?" "Well, it's the only bed in the house, so I have no choice." "Would you make love to him?" "Honey," the woman said patiently, "he would be my husband."…

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09-05-2006 6:00pm

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jackfish

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Darling," a husband whispered to his wife late one night, "if I died,
would you get married again?"

"I suppose so," she replied.

"Would you sleep in the same bed with him?"

"Well, it's the only bed in the house, so I have no choice."

"Would you make love to him?"

"Honey," the woman said patiently, "he would be my husband."

"Would you give him my car?"

"No," she yawned, "He can't drive a stick shift."

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#2 09-05-2006 6:25pm
N90user

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:rolleyes:

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#3 10-05-2006 1:27am
biko

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A spin off of the old "she can't golf a left handed club"?

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#4 10-05-2006 1:32am
biko

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Oztiks1 wrote:

Just though I'd tag this board!! Skitzo - CRA

CRA - Skitzo, Kezo, Soil, Dark and Freak

whatever your sig I'm not clicking/geling...

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#5 10-05-2006 2:03am
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ROFL, muppet spammer didn't realise images were disabled.

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