The Spam Thread

boneless

Aidan wud bate me..... peachy wud too.....

singingstranger

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kittenkiller

singingstranger wrote:

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You WISH!!!

Scraggs

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I'm rolling my eyes at you btw

singingstranger

I'm hardly the ubercool one in this dialogue, Scraggs...

kittenkiller

Just read this on Overheard In Dublin & as this is the spam thread I figured it belonged here for all the J1ers out there

Mummy, Am I A Terrorist?

I was sitting in the U.S Embassy waiting for my J1 interview when a D4 girl gets called for her interview.

The Interviwer asks the standard question: "Are you part of an organised terrorist association?"

She replies, completely serious: "eh.....em...well i don't think so, should I ring my mum?!"

Overheard by Del, U.S Embassy
Posted on Tuesday, 25th April 2006

Scraggs

obviously...

I think now is the time to share with ye all that I got an 'A' in an essay for Linguistics on netspeak and text speak and how it relates to written and oral communication.
Yep I'm that cool

Scraggs

kittenkiller wrote:

Just read this on Overheard In Dublin & as this is the spam thread I figured it belonged here for all the J1ers out there

Mummy, Am I A Terrorist?

I was sitting in the U.S Embassy waiting for my J1 interview when a D4 girl gets called for her interview.

The Interviwer asks the standard question: "Are you part of an organised terrorist association?"

She replies, completely serious: "eh.....em...well i don't think so, should I ring my mum?!"

Overheard by Del, U.S Embassy
Posted on Tuesday, 25th April 2006

haha I love that website!

kittenkiller

'Oral communication' eh?
I bet you're a hit with all the mens after they hear that!!!

kittenkiller

On the ball

My friend told me last night, she was walking down Liffey St. a while back, and overheard two kids, a boy and a girl, about 12 yrs old. The boy was asking the girl to kiss him, and she turned around and said to him..."call me when ur balls drop"

U can just tell she'll grow up to be a classy bird.

Overheard on Tuesday, 18th April 2006 - Liffey st by Karen

Blush_01

Jesus Gav, talk about obscure. You're a frickin' ass, you know that? I nearly broke my head reading that mess, and in the end you didn't even say something that made me giggle.

A pox on all your sheep.

singingstranger

I like to think of it as natural punishment for people who try to read it in the first place. :rolleyes:

elmyra

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Blush_01

Yeah, well now all your sheep are doomed. You didn't bet on that happening, did you?

singingstranger

I can't say I was counting on having sheep anyway...

Blush_01

Well... well... well now you definitely can't. So there.

singingstranger

Whatever shall I tell my villagers...
*bows head in shame*

Blush_01

Bad |33+ means no sheep, I guess.

singingstranger

THAT should be a slogan. A philosophy to live ones life by...

Blush_01

Whatever gets you true, in true curly midget style.

Dylan Moran - why?

singingstranger

Because Navan deserves at least three comedians, like a walrus.

*edit: the end is out of habit now...

failsafe

On the last day of term we were drinking outside the eng block on the grass and my friend and I went to take a leak inside and when we came back out they were taking a group pic of some sort on the steps. So we hopped in, thinking nothing of it cos we were hammered.

Just leafing around boards and I notice RedAlerts sig about pics from the last day of college so I give it a click and lo and behold there I am!

Crazy...

Riamfada

im in singingstrangers sig... Im so happy. But not in it for good reasons. Jaysus Im conflicted

singingstranger

Now, now, be proud!...

Riamfada

Im flattered, if not a little aroused :rolleyes:

blondie83

People I've wonderful news - all we need is another 40000 posts and we get into the top ten forums with the most posts!

Riamfada

they tag boards now?

Red Alert

failsafe wrote:

when we came back out they were taking a group pic of some sort on the steps. So we hopped in, thinking nothing of it cos we were hammered.

Just leafing around boards and I notice RedAlerts sig about pics from the last day of college so I give it a click and lo and behold there I am!

You one of the lads or the girl? The female population in our class swelled by 1/3!

Blush_01

With pride, or were they taking part in funny drug trials?

Gav, you 152% were nowhere near what I was thinking. And that's a lot.

Stabshauptmann

Everyone has there matress covers and bed sheets hanging out the window. Is it coincidence that everyone decided to do their washing at the same time (most likly) or is there a more interesting reason?