The Spam Thread

Blush_01

Dear Jesus,

to curse on Boards, you change the **** **** on the letters. Please could you pass that on to Grimes.

Thanks,

Blush_01

singingstranger

Oh God, he's going to fucking shit all over the shop...

*edit! Someone snip the above post asap!

irlrobins

Peachy, ban blush for [strike]grimesbaiting[/strike] thread spoiling!!!

Blowfish

nimp's the lot of ya.

elmyra

yup, i'm a real stickler for accuracy, right down to the letter.

I'm only petting Gav cos grimesy isn't my type.

singingstranger

Blowfish wrote:

nimp's the lot of ya.

Oi! stfu!

Blush_01

Calm Gav, I was editing as you were posting. I do have some smarts, even if they are in my (other) pants (like a walrus).

singingstranger

Beautiful. High-five like a walrus.

Blush_01

Right back atcha in my pants!

If he didn't see, he didn't see. It was only there for a minute or so. So he had ample opportunity, if he wanted to, but if he didn't make it on time, it's nobody's fault.

Blowfish

I think the longest curse word boards has is *************

[edit] yup, and it's not even a word!

singingstranger

And, gotta be said, it's quite literally staring him in his nimp... sorry, I mean face.

singingstranger

Blowfish wrote:

I think the longest curse word boards has is *************

Oh? Have you forgotten **********-***********? Or does it count 'cos it's hyphenated? :rolleyes:

Riamfada

yeah it probably is but my mind is to frazzled to see the obvious

Blush_01

*pats Grimes on head* *runs to wash hands*

There there!

elmyra

There once was a boardsie called Grimes,
who typed in the font roman times,
but he couldn't work out
how to fuck about
even though I can curse till it rhymes!

singingstranger

^^^ post of the month.

irlrobins

Lol

Blush_01

I Elmyra!

singingstranger

What a run of form!... "banned wagon". Amazing.

Blush_01

Sometimes you're too smart, you know that?

elmyra

Thank you. I do try!

If only Grimey would learn, maybe we should bracket off this thread and let him work away at his attempts until he gets it? Poor boy, and they say size doesn't matter!

singingstranger

There's a test forum in System if he really needed it...

Note the bit at the end of my sig, Elmyra... really, your form is commendable. If you were a striker (and not a goalie! ) you'd have gotten in ahead of that Theo Walcott...

irlrobins

you guys are too funny.

singingstranger

elmyra wrote:

Thank you. I do try!

If only Grimey would learn, maybe we should bracket off this thread and let him work away at his attempts until he gets it? Poor boy, and they say size doesn't matter!

I can't believe I only noticed the relevant wording in this now!

elmyra

singingstranger wrote:

There's a test forum in System if he really needed it...

Note the bit at the end of my sig, Elmyra... really, your form is commendable. If you were a striker (and not a goalie! ) you'd have gotten in ahead of that Theo Walcott...

Awwww! *grins from ear to ear*. Thank you sweetie! Green eggs and ham, spam I am!

singingstranger

What does everyone think, then, now that Grimes seems to have gone to get some rest... does anyone think he can size up to figuring it out?

Really, if he get it and reads back over the last few pages, it's going to be so funny and embarrassing for him...

elmyra

Yup! Is it any wonder his head's wrecked though? He's been seeing stars all night

singingstranger

Oh, God... high five!...

Blush_01

Oh dear... I sometimes feel like it's all worthwhile for the sake of the embarrassment the next day. The amount of humour you can get out of your own inability to see the wood for the trees is fantastic!

It's like the not-bad flashbacks you get from a night out, even when you haven't been drinking. Sure, your face reddens, but you laugh about it too!

singingstranger

Seeing the wood for the trees? Surely the wood is only exactly the same size as the trees that make it?