The Spam Thread

elmyra

singingstranger wrote:

Oh, God... high five!...

*high five*

Blush_01

Gav, you deserve a smack for that.

singingstranger

Isn't sheeplessness enough?

Chinafoot

Man i love the woman that screams on the Catherine Tate show!

So funny!

singingstranger

She's no Brent.

Series 1, Ep 4: Training Day. The most frankly amazing piece of television in history.

elmyra

No smacking Gav!!!

Blush_01

The who in the what now?

Singingstranger, you brought that pox on your sheep last night, all by yourself.

singingstranger

Oh, come on, he'll never get it from that anyway... :rolleyes:

Blush_01

Elmyra, for fuck sake, clear out your inbox like a good woman, will you?

singingstranger

Subtle. :rolleyes:

Chinafoot

singingstranger wrote:

She's no Brent.

Series 1, Ep 4: Training Day. The most frankly amazing piece of television in history.

"There's been a rape up there!"

The Office - pure and utter genius!

Blush_01

singingstranger wrote:

Subtle. :rolleyes:

I'd have pm-ed her, but what can you do?

singingstranger

@ peachy: Hitting the music part of the DVD right now. Gobsmacking stuff!

Spaceman came down to answer some things,
The world gathered round from paupers to kings,
I’ll answer your questions, I’ll answer them true,
I’ll show the way you know what to do,
Who is wrong and who is right?
Yellow, brown or black or white?
The spaceman he answered “You’ll no longer mind...
I’ve opened your eyes, you’re now colour blind”... Racial.

Chinafoot

/continues The Office spam.

"A spaceman came down to answer some things
The world gathered round, from paupers to kings
I'll answer your questions, I'll answer then true
I'll show you the way, you'll know what to do.

Who is wrong and who is right
Yellow, brown, black or white
The spaceman he answered 'you'll no longer mind
I've opened your eyes, you're no colourblind"

.......Racial....so...




***edit*** Thats fucking spooky!!! Get out of my head!

singingstranger

Edited about fifteen seconds before you, Steph! Great minds...

singingstranger

Goodbye!...

Chinafoot

"Statistics show that if you're treated well as a customer, you'll tell five people. If you're treated badly you'll tell nine..."

singingstranger

"There is no room 364 in this hotel! Sometimes the complaints will be false!!"

Paul Tergat

SingingStranger "go get the guitar"

singingstranger

p_larkin99: you're closer to the door.

So what becomes of you, mah luuuuv?
When they have fahnally stripped you uuuv...
(sayin) the handbags and the gladrags
that yo' grandad had to sweat, so you could buyyyyyyyyy...

Okaaaaay.

elmyra

Nooooo! Back to ripping it out of Grimes!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Paul Tergat

"I was just wondering....would there ever be a boy born, who could swim faster than a sharrrrk"

singingstranger

Don't tell me you're not a fan of The Office?

Anyway, it's no fun when Grimes isn't here to berate anyway...

"ipso, facto, trust received, responsibility taken... and... given..."

Blush_01

They just don't fucking get it Elmyra, that's all.

Nor do I, for that matter.

Oh vell!

Paul Tergat

errrrr....Rachel? .....Tim isn't it?.....Gareth Keenan..........


KEITH!

singingstranger

p_larkin99 wrote:

Gareth Keenan...

Cock! *hangs up abruptly*

Paul Tergat

PA : I went to Asia for a few months......exploring

Brent : yourself...

PA : and Asia

elmyra

singingstranger wrote:

Don't tell me you're not a fan of The Office?

um...I'm sure I would be if I'd ever seen an episode.

*watches family guy dvds*

singingstranger

Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it, you know? Oh, I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.

Family Guy.

Chinafoot

Pretty girl on the hood of a cadillac, yeah
She's broken down on freeway nine
I take a look, I get her engine started
Leave her purring and I roll on by
Bye Bye.

Free love on the free love freeway
The love is free and the freeway's long
I've got some hot love on the hot love highway
Ain't going home cos my baby's gone

Gareth: She's deeeead.

Brent: She's not dead!

A long time later I see a cowboy crying
I say "Hey buddy what can I do?"
He says "I've lived a good life, I've had about a thousand women"
I said "why the tears?", he says "Cos none of them was you."

Tim: What, you?

Brent: No he's looking at a photograph

Tim: Of you?

Brent: No of his girlfriend. The video would have shown it..

Tim: SOrry. Yeah. Sounds a bit gay at the moment.

Brent: It's not gay.

Free love on the free love freeway
The love is free and the freeway's long
I've got some hot love on the hot love highway
Ain't going home cos my baby's gone
She's gone...

Free love on the free love freeway
The love is free and the freeway's long
I've got some hot love on the hot love highway
Ain't going home cos my baby's gone
She's gone, yeah, my baby's gone,
She's gone, yeah, she's gone away,
She's gone, she's gone, yeah
She's just gone....She's gone.

Rowan: Right! That's lunch.