The Spam Thread

singingstranger

peachypants wrote:

Rowan: Right! That's lunch.

Consider your taste commended.

What about the lesser known middle verse?

Long while later, see a senorita
she's caught a flat tryin'a make it home
she say, por favor, can you pump me up
I say, muchos gracias, and adios
bye bye!

Chinafoot

singingstranger wrote:

Consider your taste commended.

It's the name Gav....us Reilly's...we're just great

Paul Tergat

Wheres the middle verse?

Chinafoot

p_larkin99 wrote:

Wheres the middle verse?

Middle verse wasn't in that episode

*edit* was just about to type that out! You're creeping me out Gav!

singingstranger

peachy, do you want the studio-recorded mp3? With the middle verse and Noel Gallagher on backing vocals?

Paul Tergat

Gareth : when cheeries are red, they're ready for plucking, when girls are 16 theyre ready for.....

Brent : Gareth

Paul Tergat

peachypants wrote:

Middle verse wasn't in that episode

I guess i have to let you off then

Blush_01

*cries* Why have I never seen The Office?

Paul Tergat

Blush_01 wrote:

*cries* Why have I never seen The Office?

:eek: Like....NEVER?

singingstranger

GARETH: 'Who's used all the penicillin? Oh, Mark Paxton, sir, he's got knob-rot off some tarrrrt.'

Paul Tergat

New York New York...they call it the nightclub that never sleeps.....that closes at 1

Chinafoot

singingstranger wrote:

peachy, do you want the studio-recorded mp3? With the middle verse and Noel Gallagher on backing vocals?

Have it


A rose you never used your thorns
The ones you loved abandoned you
Your angel face made hearts a-warm
You helped the sick, but who helped you?

Then rushing through the Paris night
They hounded you, you lost control
We prayed that you would be alright
The news came through, your body cold.

Goodnight my sweet princess
Sleep tight...

Dawn: Was that originally about Princess Diana?
Brent: Originally, but it fits perfectly, doen't it?
Dawn: Well not the car crash bit
Brent: Well...
Gareth: Your relationship with Lee is a bit like a car crash.
Dawn: In Paris?
Gareth: City of love.
Dawn: You're right, it fits perfectly. Thank you

"Every breath you take....."



Dear god i LOVE it.

singingstranger

I'm in stitches at the thought. It's gold.

elmyra

singingstranger wrote:

Family Guy.

That's what I like to hear!

Stewie: Knock, knock
Brian: Who's there?
Stewie: It's your friend Stewie, and I'll always be there for you!

God that sent a shiver down my spine!

Paul Tergat

Brent : I could, and i have....and yes i will take her home with me if i want

Lass : i dont want to go home you...

Brent : she doesnt want to come home with me

Chinafoot

Oh oh oh...one of my absolute favourites!!!

Neil makes me laugh though because, you know, it's his interfering, it's his timing. He's going on about he wants some report doing - it's Red Nose day, you know? Ooooh whats more important? You "Neil" with your "report" or some starving children?
Ooh I don't know. What would Lenny Henry say? I think we know. Imagine him going out the door on Comic Relief day and Dawn Ffrench is going "Where you going? You haven't done the washing up, you haven't put the rubbish out."
"Do it yourself, I've gotta save some Africans!"

The look on his face as he's giving the finger is fucking priceless!

singingstranger

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. You know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton.
And people say she's just a big pair of tits."

Amazing.

"Has he passed his forklift drivers' test? He GIVES the tests..."

Paul Tergat

peachypants wrote:

The look on his face as he's giving the finger is fucking priceless!

singingstranger

"I sorta fuse Flashdance, with MC Hammer shit."

"I will not have HER tunnel, bandied around this office, willy nilly."

Paul Tergat

One of the VERY best, must be the hot seat one

Chinafoot

Simon: You know Bruce Lee's not really dead, don't you? Yeah, it's in a book. What he did was he faked his own death so that he could work undercover for the Hong Kong police, infiltrating drugs gangs and the Triads.

Gareth: Yea I reckon thats true

Tim: Yea I reckon thats true, cos if you were gonna send someone undercover to investigate the Triads you'd probably want the world's most famous Chinese film star.



Ange: Are you going to bring the toys again?
Gareth: Yea...ok...yea...look forward to...doing it to you too. Alright, bye.
Tim: The toys?
Gareth: Shut up.
Tim: What are the toys? Is it Buckaroo? It's not Boggle is it?
Gareth: Shut up.
Tim: If it's Kerplunk I'm coming round.

singingstranger

Speaking Clock: The time, sponsored by Accurist, is ...

Jennifer: [walking away] pathetic.

Gareth: [checks watch]

[pause]

Tim: Sorry, does anyone have the right time?...

Chinafoot

p_larkin99 wrote:

One of the VERY best, must be the hot seat one

I absolutely LOVE the out-takes of that bit!

singingstranger

Brent: "Now you do not punish someone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs."

Google has 31.5m results for "sex fetish", not 2230... dunno what crap search engine he's using...

Paul Tergat

peachypants wrote:

I absolutely LOVE the out-takes of that bit!

absolutely class....prob going to watch it in around 20 mins (when the current episode finishes!)

Chinafoot

That and the one with Tim and Keith where Keith is eating a scotch egg and talking about peak practice!

Dear god i need sleep!

G'night nutters!

singingstranger

peachypants wrote:

G'night nutters!

Had a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig wank. Sleep tight!...

Paul Tergat

Because....sleep....improves....production, and re-efficient thinking

Blush_01

p_larkin99 wrote:

:eek: Like....NEVER?

Nope. Never.

Blush_01

Night Peachy.