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    #182
    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    seraphina??


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    #183
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    Oh wait...gotta be Owen since he won the award. Lollipop please!


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    #184
    tintinr35
    Registered Users Posts: 1,437 ✭✭✭tintinr35


    ?? spam??


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    #185
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I am looking at the lollipop... I might be tempted to have a lick...

    There may have to be a time limit put on this comp...


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    #186
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    So we might never find out? That's pants.


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    #187
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Headline this hour:
    Optimist Drowns in Half-Full Bathtub

    ...anyway, my exams start on tuesday and I haven't opened a book or glanced at notes yet. My stomach feels like wartorn Poland and my heart-rate is going at the speed of a supersonic fighter-jet. I got highlighters today. Cos, ya know... They'll totally prevent me from failing.

    Why do I do this to myself?


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    #188
    The_Minister
    Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Is it me?:eek:


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    #189
    pisslips
    Closed Accounts Posts: 833 ✭✭✭pisslips


    I heard that there are no exams, they just want to see if you have the balls to show up, they'll pass you anyway.hehehe


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    #190
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    dajaffa?


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    #191
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Firespinner wrote:
    Is it me?:eek:


    I only want to use your body :)


    It's good to know how all your little minds work; this is a smashing little exercise!


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    #192
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    That's just cruel!

    Muffin Man - Department of Lung Cancer, afaik. Aka the Smoking section. Aka outside, outside Hilpers (The Arts Café).


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    #193
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Hermione*? Blondie86?

    Oooh! It's Red Alert, isn't it!


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    #194
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Or Rainbow Kirby!


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    #195
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    (Such a postcount++ thread btw)

    But anyway... pretty*monster?


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    #196
    sportswear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭sportswear


    ferdi


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    #197
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    sportswear wrote:
    ferdi


    No, I love him as my spiritual son!!


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    #198
    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    had to be done!!!


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    #199
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    SebtheBum wrote:
    (Such a postcount++ thread btw)

    But anyway... pretty*monster?

    That's because Boneless's thread got merged into it!


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    #200
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    "unlucky one" thread added to Spam Thread.

    :)


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    #201
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    peachypants wrote:
    "unlucky one" thread added to Spam Thread.

    :)


    I feel so violated now...

    :D


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    #202
    Blowfish
    Registered Users Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    Heheh, I pity anyone who tries to read this thread from the start. Ah well, at least they can't say they weren't warned.


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    #203
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Because it's funny and true...
    50 Things to Do in an Exam you are going to Fail


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    #204
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    What should I get on my pizza? ( I really want some diet coke, so I'm ordering pizza. Makes sense!)


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    #205
    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    SebtheBum wrote:
    Because it's funny and true...
    50 Things to Do in an Exam you are going to Fail

    Quite funny!

    Can never go wrong with jalapenos and pepperoni, sooo good:)


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    #206
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    These are a bit late, but funny all the same...
    Best and Worst Course Evaluations

    Oh, and a few that might have been missing from the "50 things to do..." list:
    1. Read all the questions out loud like Rain Man.
    2. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
    3. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
    4. Make several origami animals out of the test papers and re-enact scenes from your favourite soap opera with them.
    5. Make strange noises ... get people to stare ... look at the person next to you as if he\she did it.


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    #207
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    21 people on here right now.

    Bunch of procrastinators!


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    #208
    Scraggs
    Registered Users Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    Blush_01 wrote:
    What should I get on my pizza? ( I really want some diet coke, so I'm ordering pizza. Makes sense!)
    Its probably a bit late now but I'd reccommend the scraggs special available in pizzarias across the globe...
    tomato, peppers, sweetcorn and red onion... maybe some garlic too if your feeling adventurous!
    Oh and go for full fat coke, diet coke is icky!

    Feckin screwed for exams... and I kinda didnt make it to the train [ie. wasnt arsed] so thats half of tomorrow gone from my study time!

    Boards really is the procrastination station!


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    #209
    The_Minister
    Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Boneless loves Boneless! Its so obvious.


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    #210
    beanyb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,151 ✭✭✭beanyb


    It really is made for proscrastination. Today was the first day this week that I havent gone to college to study. Big Mistake. I now remember that the reason I was going in was because I'm too easily distracted my both tv and boards/bebo. And I've an exam tomorrow... ah well =o)


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    #211
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    I've decided to accept I;m going to fail Quants. Next plan is to ace the other three.


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