The Spam Thread

The_Minister

anonymous_joe wrote:

I've decided to accept I;m going to fail Quants. Next plan is to ace the other three.

Quantatative economics? If so I'm in the same boat.

beanyb

Just the word quantitative makes me feel ill. stupid political research...

Scraggs

anonymous_joe wrote:

I've decided to accept I;m going to fail Quants. Next plan is to ace the other three.

Let me guess Quant Analysis for business... dont worry theres still over 11 hours left til the exam! Just a pass and you'll never have to see it again:D

elmyra

'Someday you will find me/caught beneath the landslide/in a champagne supernova in the sky' - yep that's right, I have an exam in 10 hours yet I'm aimlessly listening to Oasis and not studying a jot. God I sicken even myself.

The_Minister

I just saw Pythia on the news!!! (I don't know where to put it so its spam)

the evil lime

/me joins the line to fail QA

Does anyone know if continuious assesment kicks in before or after you pass the exam?

tintinr35

beanyb wrote:

Just the word quantitative makes me feel ill. stupid political research...

u doin that question 2....uuughgggghhhhh shudder its the devils subject!

tintinr35

peachypants wrote:

"unlucky one" thread added to Spam Thread.

add boneless to spam:rolleyes:

Blush_01

Boneless spam. Sounds like something you'd find in a tin in our local shop/pub at home, where they still sell Shannon minerals in the 3l bottles. Anyone else remember the violent green Cream Soda? Mmhm, tasted so good and looked toxic - a wonderous combination!

Scraggs, I went for my usual. I just ring up now and after they ask my number they say ok, that'll be with you in 40 minutes, unless you want to alter your order. I like the feeling that they know me, even if the details just come up on a computer screen. Got pepperoni, crispy bacon and extra cheese.

I hate Coke. Diet Coke tastes nicer. It's fizzier and less thick... taste it and you'll see.

Scraggs

Blush_01 wrote:

Boneless spam. Sounds like something you'd find in a tin in our local shop/pub at home, where they still sell Shannon minerals in the 3l bottles. Anyone else remember the violent green Cream Soda? Mmhm, tasted so good and looked toxic - a wonderous combination!

Scraggs, I went for my usual. I just ring up now and after they ask my number they say ok, that'll be with you in 40 minutes, unless you want to alter your order. I like the feeling that they know me, even if the details just come up on a computer screen. Got pepperoni, crispy bacon and extra cheese.

I hate Coke. Diet Coke tastes nicer. It's fizzier and less thick... taste it and you'll see.

I dont like my coke fizzy... usually i buy a bottle drink some and then shake it to let the fizz out
Some call it crazy, I call it a taste sensation [kinda like spam!]

Blush_01

You're not alone, plenty of people prefer their soft drinks flat.

Gmail used to have spam recipies linked to the top of the spam section and they changed each time the page was refreshed. It was cool!

singingstranger

Vanilla Coke ftw!

Blush_01

Vanilla Coke is on my list of vomit-reminders.

You know the foods or drinks that you can taste when you're vomiting when sick, and therefore cannot ever even smell again because they remind you of vomiting? That's vanilla coke and cucumbers for me. Baileys too, although I'm getting over the baileys and cucumber things. Not the vanilla coke though, and I adore vanilla!

18AD

*reminisces about boiled 7up* while eating doritos and listening to music.

Boiled 7up was so nice. Me thinks I'll try that again soon enough.

T-minus 8 hours to exam
...good thing I'm a genius.

Blush_01

You can do boiled 7-up in the microwave, just stir the fizz out when it's hot. But it tastes better done the old way in the saucepan.

Scraggs

'scuse me CHERRY coke pwns all other cola flavoured products!!
If you havent tried it yet I reccommend popping your cherry and tasting it pronto..its delish!

Blush_01

Sounds nice!

Anyone remember raspberry 7up? It's years since it was out.

18AD

Scraggs wrote:

'scuse me CHERRY coke pwns all other cola flavoured products!!
If you havent tried it yet I reccommend popping your cherry and tasting it pronto..its delish!

Can you even get cherry coke here? That stuff is lovely. Last time I had it was in England.

Pythia

Firespinner wrote:

I just saw Pythia on the news!!! (I don't know where to put it so its spam)

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

Blush_01

You sure are honey!:rolleyes:

18AD, I think it's their new flavour for this summer - last year it was lime, the year before vanilla and lemon for the diet coke. Haven't seen it yet, but it's been advertised, so it can't be too far away.

18AD

Whey! That's an incentive to get a job for the summer. To stock up on cherry coke. It better be boilable!

Scraggs

Word on the street is its available in Boots... havent actually seen it myself inIreland but its on its way!
[God I sound like I'm on some sort of Cokewatch or something!]

Pythia

Blush_01 wrote:

You sure are honey!:rolleyes:

It's a quote from a film. :rolleyes:

Scraggs

Pythia wrote:

It's a quote from a film. :rolleyes:

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Blush_01

Why is Black Books not on for another two hours?

18AD

They probably thought people would be busy studying at this hour.

In the meantime you could enjoy these top notch shows.
http://peekvid.com/

Sorry if this ruins your concentration

Blush_01

Concentrat... shiny!

I guess I'd better look so, I mean, I don't want to be left out or anything...

blondie83

Pythia wrote:

It's a quote from a film. :rolleyes:

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.
Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!
Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!
Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.

Brick Tamland: [shouts] Loud noises!

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

Ron Burgundy: [after jumping into the grizzly bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.

Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
Ron Burgundy: [clears throat] Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

[Ron bribes the announcer]
Announcer: You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee.
Veronica Corningstone: Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy.


Ed Harken: [on the phone] I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.

Ron Burgundy: [looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look!


Ah thats the Anchorman quoting out of my system for at least another week or so!

singingstranger

The above post makes me happy.

Chinafoot

Now I have Afternoon Delight in my head

tintinr35 wrote:

Add boneless to spam

HA! coming from you!?