The Spam Thread

singingstranger

Skyrockets in flight! (booooooo!)
Afternoon de-light!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafternoon delight!

Chinafoot

"Its so hot today. Milk was a bad choice!"

"I'm in a glass case of emotion"

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time."

Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

"What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay."

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."

"I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming!"

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

"I love lamp."

"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."

arbeitsscheuer

*Cough*

*Cou-Look over here*

Veronica, would you like to go to the pants party?

TheVan

Just had an exam.....any chance of getting a seat in the library in about an hour? or is it ridiculously busy??

arbeitsscheuer

A Time To Get Banned

A new movie starring SebtheBald, coming to a UCD thread near you!

beanyb

I read somewhere that periods attract bears.

arbeitsscheuer

There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a Trident!
Tees...

The_Minister

beanyb wrote:

I read somewhere that periods attract bears.

For the lady's amusement

hullaballoo

Bollocks.

beanyb

the bears were given an opportunity to sniff bloody tampons,

Ew.

tintinr35

peachypants wrote:

Now I have Afternoon Delight in my head



HA! coming from you!?

whats that meant to mean u F******** B*** :):):):):):):):):)

Blush_01

Death awaits you all with nasty pointy teeth, eh? I likes it!

The_Minister

beanyb wrote:

Ew.

All in the name of science....

Blush_01

To that I say... boobs.











Because I can.

elmyra

hehehe you said boobs.

God I'm so juvenile.

Blush_01

It's all part of your charm, chickatee!

singingstranger

*chuckle* Hehe, Beavihs, you juhst said boobhs.
*snort* Hih! Think I'll say it aginn! Heh! Boobs!

Blush_01

Damn you Reilly!

Scraggs

Anybody else notice that 'spam' spelled backwards is 'maps'?
I think it may be a sign of some sort....

Blush_01

But to where?

Scraggs

I dunno but I think I should spend all my study time trying to figure it out

singingstranger

I just saw Pythia on the non-news.

Mwahahahaa.

elmyra

singingstranger wrote:

*chuckle* Hehe, Beavihs, you juhst said boobhs.
*snort* Hih! Think I'll say it aginn! Heh! Boobs!

It's not good that I practically brayed with laughter at this. Either you crazeh or me crazeh!

Blush_01

Luvlie.

Simpsons and Home and Away beckon, me lovelies.

I was even reduced to watching Fair Sh!tty yesterday - I think RTE and UCD are in cahoots re: this exam thing.

hullaballoo

Why do I read this thread? Why? I hate spam. Sweet meat for the win. I'm not going to make the SFA joke, no, I won't. No.

Scraggs

Gwan make it!!

Ur avatar is abnormally large there hullaballoo...compensating for something??:D

singingstranger

I think we should use this thread for pressurising Seb into doing something gloriously pointless with his 4000th post. Suggestions?

tintinr35

i saw my lecturer today whos exam have tomorrow was goin to trip him/ hit him/ murder his 1st born

would tha be wrong.....................

i think my brain is turning to mush...

tintinr35

singingstranger wrote:

I think we should use this thread for pressurising Seb into doing something gloriously pointless with his 4000th post. Suggestions?

hes banned for a week haha ha ha seb ya big bollox ha ha ha ha

singingstranger

tintinr35 wrote:

hes banned for a week haha ha ha seb ya big bollox ha ha ha ha

See? His comeback can be momentous but yet utterly pointless.

Suggestions, people!