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  • 11-05-2006 3:22pm
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    ludden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭


    Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A
    woman

    [Could be any woman on the planet] came in and asked for a

    seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the
    mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You

    know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it

    and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave

    the woman a piece of

    paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked

    like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He

    then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up and

    asked, "Is there a 710

    on this car ?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right

    there." Now open the photo to learn what a 710 is


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    :D:D If that happened, it's pricless

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    BFassassin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,149 ✭✭✭BFassassin


    are you serious. if you are then thats so stupid its funny:D


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I worked it out halfway thru, still funneh.


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    TerrorFirmer
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    I like it. :D


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    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Oldie but good. It would of course be hilarious if it *really* happened, but since I heard that joke many years ago, I think its safe to assume it didnt happen yesterday.


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    #7
    dinjo
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭dinjo


    brilliant


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    #8
    N90user
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭N90user


    lol! :D


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