Use Your Imagination - Brian Kerr

Culchie

Brian Kerr was seen purposefully taking notes at the Roy Keane testimonial game.

What was he taking notes on?

Roddy23

I thought he had a column in one of the daily newspapers.

The_B_Man

i heard a rumour that its coz a few of the players are eligible to play for india, or whoever Kerr is applyin for now, thru their grannys and he was scoutin them! also, he plans on buildin a list of players he fancys then askin them out on dates coz he went that way with the stress of losin his job. then after that, hes gonna get india into the world cup at the expense of the USA on the grounds of discrimination against indians then hes gonna take over FIFA and get everyones flags changed to a variation of irelands, like T&T and India. also, he is then gonna build a new country in the south pacific and populate it with robots. these robots will then make up the Kerrland NAtional Soccer Team and dominate for years to come, with all the profits going to him. He will then import all the female volleyball players from all over the worl into Kerrland and use them to make him tea and biscuits and roast potatoes. he'll then take over Bic and make super high quality pens, which was the real reason he embarked on this journey coz it looked like his fingers hurt when he was takin notes the other night and he wanted a better pen!

MrJoeSoap

He wasn't taking notes, he was drawing charicatures. It's his new job, he's a charicaturist.

BFassassin

The_B_Man wrote:

i heard a rumour that its coz a few of the players are eligible to play for india, or whoever Kerr is applyin for now, thru their grannys and he was scoutin them! also, he plans on buildin a list of players he fancys then askin them out on dates coz he went that way with the stress of losin his job. then after that, hes gonna get india into the world cup at the expense of the USA on the grounds of discrimination against indians then hes gonna take over FIFA and get everyones flags changed to a variation of irelands, like T&T and India. also, he is then gonna build a new country in the south pacific and populate it with robots. these robots will then make up the Kerrland NAtional Soccer Team and dominate for years to come, with all the profits going to him. He will then import all the female volleyball players from all over the worl into Kerrland and use them to make him tea and biscuits and roast potatoes. he'll then take over Bic and make super high quality pens, which was the real reason he embarked on this journey coz it looked like his fingers hurt when he was takin notes the other night and he wanted a better pen!

brilliant post that should be in he humour section

smashey

He thought he had the same problem as Dallas a few years ago. He dreamt he had lost his job so he got out of bed and went to Old Trafford to check out this young lad called Keane. He figured if everybody was paying to see just one player then he must be a bit special.

eyerer

replacement for ferguson