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Music at your funeral

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf




    The Fureys - The Old Man.

    An absolutely beautiful song.


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,867 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Maniac 2000

    Just to hear the congregation go "Oooah oooah ooooooo"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Maniac 2000

    Just to hear the congregation go "Oooah oooah ooooooo"

    You'll be dead.


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,867 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Mairt wrote: »
    You'll be dead.

    I'll be listening from above :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Mairt wrote: »


    The Fureys - The Old Man.

    An absolutely beautiful song.
    Great song alright. There's an old lad that sings this in Pigheads local back home. When he sings the couplet
    "I thought he’d live forever
    He seemed so big and strong"
    Pighead has to pretend he's got dust in his eye.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    why would i want music at my funeral actually???....i'll be dead! what differance is it going to make eh? play hanson for all i care


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    we are :eek:

    hmmmm.... well i think a bit of rage against the machine...


    you know when they end the ceremony and leave the church to go to the burial... well just as they end it and say whatever they say.... play the song 'f**k you, i wont do what you tell me' and il get up and dance my socks off..... not that il be wearing any..... not that il be in a position to dance either.... dam!

    god my funeral is going to suck... no socks and no dancing.... how morbid

    or pink.... get the party started
    queen.... dont stop me now
    the jumbo breakfast roll song
    sex on the beach! <
    thats the one that will get them all talking!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Maniac 2000

    Just to hear the congregation go "Oooah oooah ooooooo"

    uggy uggy uggy.. OIII OIII OIII!


  • Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    mobby wrote: »
    Have to be "Jumbo Breakfast Roll"

    Thats brilliant I actually cried laughing when i read it!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    The Sunscreen Song or the green fields of France maybe. Or a Dubliners tune.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    Sherifu wrote: »
    The Sunscreen Song or the green fields of France maybe. Or a Dubliners tune.

    Oh God that sunscreen song was painful!!!! what a way to go out!?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,969 ✭✭✭robby^5


    oh actually I must have Little Girls by Oingo Boingo played just to creep people out.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    starflake wrote: »
    Oh God that sunscreen song was painful!!!! what a way to go out!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 sunstar


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZFCeiVEEcc

    COLPPLAY Til Kingdom Come (X&Y album)

    Steal my heart and hold my tongue
    I feel my time
    My time has come
    Let me in
    Unlock the door
    I never felt this way before

    And the wheels just keep on turning
    The drummer begins to drum
    I don’t know which way I’m going
    I don’t know which way I’ve come

    Hold my head inside your hands
    I need someone who understands
    I need someone, someone who hears
    For you I’ve waited all these years

    For you I’d wait 'til kingdom come
    Until my day, my day is done
    And say you'll come and set me free
    Just say you'll wait, you'll wait for me

    In your tears and in your blood
    In your fire and in your flood
    I hear you laugh, I heard you sing
    I wouldn’t change a single thing
    And the wheels just keep on turning
    The drummers begin to drum
    I don’t know which way I’m going
    I don’t know what I’ve become

    For you I’d wait 'til kingdom come
    Until my days, my days are done
    And say you'll come and set me free
    Just say you'll wait, you'll wait for me
    Just say you'll wait, you'll wait for me
    Just say you'll wait, you'll wait for me
    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Rather than selecting music beforehand, I want everyone at my funeral to spontaneously break out into song, like in a musical. With perfect dance routine, of course.

    However, when I'm being carried out of the church, I want THIS to be played:


    The mourners walking behind the coffin must brandish samurai swords and look triumphant.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,373 ✭✭✭Dartz


    My father's getting on in years, getting to the point where he's written out his will, and generally dictated what sort of funeral he'd like... just in case. Of course, Bob Dillon's Knocking on Heaven's door was present.

    But it got me thinking... What sort of 'alternative soundtrack' could we have for an entertaining funeral. Because by Christ death is boring, and if I ever snuff it, the last thing I want is a church full of bored people.

    So then, I propose preparing a Cd with the label, 'Play at service please. And only at service. It's a surprise'. And on it...

    Well, I'm sort of torn between:
    "Ding dong the Witch is dead"
    "Ghostbuster theme"

    Something to leave a church full of people nonplussed... or laughing their assess off.

    Any suggestions?


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Brewing up a storm - The Stunning

    Get 'em rocking...


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,867 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Maniac 2000

    Get the crowd involved.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    "So What?" by Anti-Nowhere League, it's pretty much sums up my life experiences. I want to be remembered for the violated goats and stuff.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Hasn't the Catholic church said that most types of modern music is banned from funnerals and such?
    I know at local level a lot of priests (to their credit) look the other way.
    Just... its something to be aware of in case someone gets a right stickler in the mud for rules handed down from Rome!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Living in a box.


  • Registered Users Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    Ludacris - Get Back :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 354 ✭✭Persiancowboy


    Slightly off topic but here goes. I work in HR and some years back I read of a dismissal case in England where two guys who worked in a crematorium were sacked when instead of playing the deceased and his family's selected music as his coffin slid in to the oven they played a recording of The Platters classic hit - "Smoke gets in your eyes".

    I still piss myself laughing at the thought of it!!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I'm gonna get Right Said Fred to play live at my funeral and sing "He's too sexy for this life"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Well, if I was being cremated I'd want a recording of someone screaming.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 625 ✭✭✭princess-sprkle


    Flaming lips- do you realize? is a perfect funeral song.


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Im gonna be frozen till a time they can cure death so im thinkin the theme to Futurama


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Orbital hylacon
    kleft feild song of life
    crosby stills and nash - Mr Fantassy
    and as im getting berried

    deeper under ground - jamerqui...


  • Registered Users Posts: 339 ✭✭country_gurl


    Slightly off topic but here goes. I work in HR and some years back I read of a dismissal case in England where two guys who worked in a crematorium were sacked when instead of playing the deceased and his family's selected music as his coffin slid in to the oven they played a recording of The Platters classic hit - "Smoke gets in your eyes".

    I still piss myself laughing at the thought of it!!!

    they could play burn baby burn...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 313 ✭✭auditek923


    let it be .................................the beatles
    knocking on heavens door...........guns n roses
    youll never walk alone.................gerry and the pacemakers


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