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toilet poem

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  • 16-05-2006 3:05pm
    #1
    The_Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭


    Toliet poem

    Before your arse,
    Hits the bowl,
    Please look round,
    For toilet roll,

    If its too late,
    And the deed is done,
    Then use your hand,
    To wipe your bum,

    If you block
    the bog up fast
    the plumbers gonna
    screw your ass,

    but if your in need
    theres nothing as sweet
    as a fresh and dry,
    cold toilet seat.

    MM


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    #2
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Lovely.


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    #3
    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    She,s a goodin:D


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    #4
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    Here I sit broken hearted,
    tried to **** but only farted,
    farted so hard it cracked the bowl,
    and burnt the hairs around my hole.


    Rough but funny imo


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    jobonar
    Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    TomTom wrote:
    Here I sit broken hearted,
    tried to **** but only farted,
    farted so hard it cracked the bowl,
    and burnt the hairs around my hole.

    Brilliant :D


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    crosstownk
    Registered Users Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    Haha - good ones:D
    Untitled Image




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    Somnus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Somnus


    TomTom wrote:
    Here I sit broken hearted,
    tried to **** but only farted,
    farted so hard it cracked the bowl,
    and burnt the hairs around my hole.

    I remeber that old one :D


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    #8
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The night was dark and eeire, the toilet light was dim,
    I heard a CRASH , and then a Splash !
    Good grief , he's fallen in . . .


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    #9
    Benny-c
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 398 ✭✭Benny-c


    Here I sit in mortal Vapour
    Waiting for the Toilet Paper
    How much longer must I linger
    Before i'm tempted to use my finger!!


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