Its good to be a man

MrSinn

Your last name stays put

The garage is all yours

Wedding plans take care of themselves

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park

You can wear "no" T-shirt to a water park

Car mechanics tell you the truth

The world is your urinal

You never have to drive to another petrol station because this one is just too icky

Same work, more pay

Wrinkles add character

Wedding dress €5000; Tux rental €100

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet

One mood - all the time

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

You know stuff about tanks

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

You can open all your own jars

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend

Your underwear is €5.95 for a three-pack

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

You almost never have strap problems in public

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes

Everything on your face stays its original color

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades

You only have to shave your face and neck

You can play with toys all your life

Your belly usually hides your big hips

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes!

GLaDOS

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Patricide

Class in a glass i must say.

MrSinn

one mood - all the time
thats me,wish i had a wallet