Post an unfunny joke here

Dun laoire

or better still make one up thats just not funny. To be honest i find the worst jokes funny sometimes cause you get to laugh at the person

I'l get the ball rolling. I taught of this today hence the idea and i know when i pull this one out i will get a bit of stick from the mates.


Why was the sauna full of carrots?


Because they were very stupid snowmen.

Healio

Why did the hammer have no friends?

he was nothing but a tool.

dubtom

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ask him ya cabbage, he's only over there.



I've got one about mods moving posts but it's hilarious.

Dun laoire

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Nobody knows why because he can't talk.

biko

Wieviel Uhr ist es?
Es ist kein Filur, es ist mein Bruder!

So this horse walks into a bar.

Dumb horse.

Dun laoire

This guy sitting on a park bench looking really sad and this real pretty girl sits next to him and asks "why the long face"? he replies "ahh i got dumped by my girlfriend yesterday and i feel really depressed" so she says " well thats sad but why the long face"? He says " Hi, i'm Rocky Dennis, pleased to meet you".

fuzzywiggle

Did you hear about the tractor?

It turned into a field...

Zapp Brannigan

Whats the difference between your arm and a bra?

the french language!!

Sofaspud

fuzzywiggle wrote:

Did you hear about the tractor?

It turned into a field...

Shouldn't that be "the tractor with magical powers"?

Did ya hear about the gay magician?

He disappeared with a puff.

county

whats the difference between an egg and a ****

you can beat an egg,but you cant beat a ****

Sam Vimes

did you hear about the farmer who won the nobel prize? he was outstanding in his field

Gator

What do you call postman pat when he is retired.................pat

jobonar

2 canibals eating a clown. 1 turns to the other and says... does this taste funny to you?

Frank Drebin

Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine?




It wouldn't go!

spoofilyj

Why did the plane crash?


Because the Pilot was a loaf of bread!!

kent

how do you pronounce tom?

tom

Dun laoire

2 cows walk into a bar.
barman looks up and shouts "get them fcukin things outta here"

Raytown Rocks

Whats a Wog?
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A wump of wood.

Heinrich

chef wrote:

Whats a Wog?
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A wump of wood.

...and a wok is for thwowing at wabbits

jaysus

melekalikimaka

why did the airplane crash



the pilot was a loaf of bread

Dun laoire

Whats smells and is covered in paint?

A bum after stealing some painter and decorators overalls.

macfran

Whats brown and steaming on a piano stool?

Beethovens last movement.:

mang87

A man walks into a bar.



He's an alcoholic and his addiction is destroying his family.

mang87

One cow says to another; "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The second replies; "Why should I be? I'm a duck."

Capt'n Midnight

Pust un unffoonny juke-a here-a
oor better still meke-a oone-a up thets joost nut foonny. Tu be-a hunest i feend zee vurst jukes foonny sumetimes coose-a yuoo get tu loogh et zee persun

I'l get zee bell rulleeng. I tooght ooff thees tudey hence-a zee idea und i knoo vhee i pooll thees oone-a oooot i veell get a beet ooff stick frum zee metes.


Vhy ves zee soona fooll ooff cerruts?


Becoose-a zeey vere-a fery stoopeed snoomee.

Ishmael

Whats the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same.

how do you catch a gorilla?

hide in a tree and make sounds like a banana.

xzanti

Whats black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white??















A nun falling down the stairs...






What black and white and chuckles?











The nun that pushed her.....

Commander Vimes

Commander Vimes wrote:

did you hear about the farmer who won the nobel prize? he was outstanding in his field

Hahah, thats a good 'un

mang87

What's black and white and red all over?







A nun with an axe in her face