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  • 26-05-2006 1:22pm
    #1
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Sorry about the email format... too lazy to change it


    NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

    > >

    > > A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
    an
    > > animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them
    at
    > > first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
    say
    > > the following:

    > >

    > > "Emma come first.

    > > Den I come.

    > > Den two asses come together.

    > > I come once-a-more.

    > > Two asses, they come together again.

    > > I come again and pee twice.

    > > Then I come one lasta time."

    > >

    > > "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
    indignantly.
    > > "In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about
    our
    > >sex

    > > lives"

    > >

    > > "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

    > > "Who talkin' abouta

    > >sex?

    > > I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."

    > >


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