Golf anyone?

jaggeh

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."

The other man then replies: "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

whiskeyman

good one!

reminded me of this...


It's All Ireland day at Croke Park, as everyone takes their much sought after seats.
A young couple sit beside an elderly man who is next to an empty seat.
Amazed that no-one took the seat in the first half, they asked the old man if he had a friend that was delayed on the way.
"Oh no, nobody will be sitting there.... that's where my wife would have been sitting if she were still alive today. You see, we met 55 years ago after an All Ireland final, and we've gone to every final since".
The story touched the young couple, and they then asked why he didn't bring someone else to the game instead.
He replied....
"Everyone else is at the funeral".

Plug

Brought a smile to my face, both of them:)

Ruu_Old

Hah both good ones

jobonar

hehe classic's!