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Hitman

Plug · 2006-05-28 14:56:21

75 year old man asks hitman what's the best way to kill his 80 year old wife. Hitman says shoot her just under the left nipple' 75 year old man says i want her dead not neecapt:D

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28-05-2006 3:56pm

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75 year old man asks hitman what's the best way to kill his 80 year old wife.
Hitman says shoot her just under the left nipple'
75 year old man says i want her dead not neecapt:D

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#2 28-05-2006 7:43pm
Steoob

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wow

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#3 29-05-2006 11:06am
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:rolleyes:

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#4 29-05-2006 1:16pm
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:eek:

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#5 29-05-2006 1:22pm
Plug

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Ok then I take it non of ye got it. Right basically the 85 year old woman has baggy tit's down to her knee's:rolleyes:

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#6 29-05-2006 1:22pm
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Plug wrote:

Ok then I take it non of ye got it. Right basically the 85 year old woman has baggy tit's down to her knee's:rolleyes:

I'm pretty sure they got it. Jokes are less funny when explained!

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#7 29-05-2006 3:21pm
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Plug wrote:

Ok then I take it non of ye got it. Right basically the 85 year old woman has baggy tit's down to her knee's:rolleyes:

lol...reply is funnier than the joke

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#8 29-05-2006 4:12pm
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What's the difference between jesus and a painting of jesus?
It only take's 1 nail to hang the painting.

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#9 29-05-2006 4:21pm
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There is an unfunny joke thread. Most of the contents of which are funnier than those 2 efforts

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#10 29-05-2006 4:43pm
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Thank's;) :rolleyes:

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