Condom Joke

Highlander

The Condom Joke
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> A man was in a long line at Tescos. As he got to the register he
> realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout
> girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
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> She asked, "What size condoms?"
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> The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his
> pants. He did.She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and
> called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
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> The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of
> us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told
> the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
> could have some brought to the register for him.
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> She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She
> askedhim to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked
> up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
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> A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen
> was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with
> alive female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the
> register he told the checker he needed some condoms.
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> She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to
> drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a
> quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...
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> "Cleanup, Register 5"
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Donegal Lass

HAHA!!!!!!!!!!


excellent

Sandals

so no indication as to the size required.

county

exellent,i found that quite amusing:)

jobonar

teenage boys! :rolleyes:

Mr Magnolia

LOL'd very good

I like that one!It was good!