Peter Crouch Poll

RE*AC*TOR · 30-05-2006 10:02pm #1

So the question is:

Peter Crouch... Great player? or THE GREATEST player?

KdjaCL · 30-05-2006 10:03pm

Humour?

kdjac

RE*AC*TOR · 30-05-2006 10:04pm

KdjaC wrote:

Humour?

kdjac

don't be ridiculous.

you obviously missed his match winning performance for england tonight.

Aquos76 · 30-05-2006 10:06pm

He came on for 15 mins and scored a good goal. Cant see how it was a match winning preformance?

Vokes · 30-05-2006 10:06pm

If we are basing it purely on his goal celebration. Then Greatest

Dirk Gently · 30-05-2006 10:06pm

also, the best goal celebration EVER!

posted about 3 seconds to late

el rabitos · 30-05-2006 10:11pm

he has a touch boardering on the giraffe

KdjaCL · 30-05-2006 10:12pm

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

don't be ridiculous.

you obviously missed his match winning performance for england tonight.

How drunk are you?

kdjac

RE*AC*TOR · 30-05-2006 10:15pm

KdjaC wrote:

How drunk are you?

kdjac

7

The Muppet · 30-05-2006 10:16pm

Theres a couple of options missing from the poll.

He took his goal well tonight but he was given a lot of space to work with, he won't get that against top class defenders.

super_furry · 30-05-2006 10:28pm

Not only is Crouch a great player, he's a Disco King! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlfLx1HrOz4&search=peter%20crouch

eyerer · 30-05-2006 10:28pm

someone post his goal celebration then

RE*AC*TOR · 30-05-2006 10:30pm

super_furry wrote:

Not only is Crouch a great player, he's a Disco King! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlfLx1HrOz4&search=peter%20crouch

he's a modern day hero.

A cross between Hercules and Jesus!

el rabitos · 30-05-2006 10:33pm

A cross between Hercules and Jesus!

Peter Hercusus?

Kinetic^ · 30-05-2006 10:40pm

I'm not voting, if atari jaguar was in the poll options, that's where my vote would be going.

super_furry · 30-05-2006 10:41pm

Peter Crouch is a football legend!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKy2kWfNozk

smashey · 30-05-2006 10:44pm

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

So the question is:

Peter Crouch... Great player? or THE GREATEST player?

I look forward to your definition of 'great player' with interest.

cournioni · 30-05-2006 10:45pm

His celebration makes him look like a crane with a severe mechanical fault.

RE*AC*TOR · 30-05-2006 10:55pm

smashey wrote:

I look forward to your definition of 'great player' with interest.

don't be facetious

county · 30-05-2006 10:57pm

PORNAPSTER wrote:

His celebration makes him look like a crane with a severe mechanical fault.

yes and made himself look a right tit in front of everybody:D

mike65 · 30-05-2006 11:01pm

Crouch for England - Cult hero

Crouch for Liverpool - Team Player.

Will be Legend by 10 pm July 9th.

Mike.

el rabitos · 30-05-2006 11:18pm

crouch is to england as leeroy was to prodigy ---> the interpritive dancer :eek:

WhiteWashMan · 30-05-2006 11:23pm

el rabitos wrote:

crouch is to england as leeroy was to prodigy ---> the interpritive dancer :eek:

with less acid and e?

el rabitos · 30-05-2006 11:26pm

with less acid and e?

not too sure after seeing that celebration earliar

PHB · 30-05-2006 11:29pm

He's the greatest player ever, I think he has the potential to be 8 or 9 feet tall

Lemlin · 30-05-2006 11:55pm

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

don't be ridiculous.

you obviously missed his match winning performance for england tonight.

I must of missed it too. He came on when they were 2-1 up. He scored. They won 3-1.

How was that a match winning performance then? They were winning when he came on and Hungary didn't score while he was on the pitch.

Jivin Turkey · 31-05-2006 12:16am

Lemlin wrote:

How was that a match winning performance then? They were winning when he came on and Hungary didn't score while he was on the pitch.

You must have missed the match so.

MrJoeSoap · 31-05-2006 12:36am

Had great potential but then left Southampton. Disappointing.

Big Ears · 31-05-2006 1:25am

The Muppet wrote:

He took his goal well tonight but he was given a lot of space to work with, he won't get that against top class defenders.

He wasn't given a lot of space he created it , it's what world class players like Crouch can do .

yes I am joking but this whole thread is a piss take

RE*AC*TOR · 31-05-2006 7:42am

Lemlin wrote:

I must of missed it too. He came on when they were 2-1 up. He scored. They won 3-1.

How was that a match winning performance then? They were winning when he came on and Hungary didn't score while he was on the pitch.

Hungary were having a resurgence. Peter Crouch crushed their spirit thereby winning the match.

RE*AC*TOR · 31-05-2006 7:51am

Keyser Soze 5 wrote:

I'm not voting, if atari jaguar was in the poll options, that's where my vote would be going.

I'll put you down for "great"

dirkey_wynne · 31-05-2006 8:14am

super_furry wrote:

Peter Crouch is a football legend!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKy2kWfNozk

Brilliant, thanks for that super furry.

Did anyone else think that resembled a praying mantis?

Revelation Joe · 31-05-2006 8:18am

el rabitos wrote:

crouch is to england as leeroy was to prodigy ---> the interpritive dancer :eek:

More like Bez for the Mondays

Del

Revelation Joe · 31-05-2006 8:20am

Lemlin wrote:

I must of missed it too. He came on when they were 2-1 up. He scored. They won 3-1.

How was that a match winning performance then? They were winning when he came on and Hungary didn't score while he was on the pitch.

Well it's obvious then! Crouch 1 Hungary 0

Del

cournioni · 31-05-2006 8:21am

PHB wrote:

He's the greatest player ever, I think he has the potential to be 8 or 9 feet tall

LOL!

Hagar · 31-05-2006 8:31am

Sky News are showing that "Robot Dance" on a loop. He looks like he's having a spasm.
Viewers' comments "I hope he desn't score for England in the World Cup, it would just be too embarassing".

iregk · 31-05-2006 9:30am

I'm getting a sence here that the good aul Atari Jaguar poll option may be replaced with a Peter Crouch the greatest option instead. They are both up there!!!

Emmo · 31-05-2006 9:40am

He was just all flicks and tricks last night. Great performance.

Emmo

RE*AC*TOR · 31-05-2006 9:41am

Emmo wrote:

He was just all flicks and tricks last night. Great performance.

Emmo

his usual self

Pigman II · 31-05-2006 9:44am

I can see that robot dance getting old quick (like in the next game). His agent must have put him up to it?

Kinetic^ · 31-05-2006 9:48am

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

I'll put you down for "great"

I'll put you down for a bitch slap if you do, he's not great at all, he's a striker and an average one at that.

RE*AC*TOR · 31-05-2006 9:51am

Keyser Soze 5 wrote:

I'll put you down for a bitch slap if you do, he's not great at all, he's a striker and an average one at that.

Its only great or greatest....

****ATTENTION EVERYONE******

make sure to remember that the poll above is off by one.

at the moment it reads 21 to 5 in favour of Peter Crouch being the GREATEST player.

can one of the mods please add one to reflect Keyser Soze 5's choice?

mike65 · 31-05-2006 9:55am

I want this thread bumped for the WC final!

Mike.

Big Nelly · 31-05-2006 9:56am

This has to be the saddest thread I have ever seen

Kinetic^ · 31-05-2006 9:57am

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

can one of the mods please add one to reflect Keyser Soze 5's choice?

Yeah please put in Atari Jaguar or another option stating how retarded this trhead is, one or the other, it don't matter.

yom 1 · 31-05-2006 10:01am

Liverpool have been referred to as a one man team at times. But it is a measure of Crouch's modesty that he allows Gerrard to take the plaudits.

Peter Crouch - we salute you:p

Peter Crouch Crouch Crouch!

Jivin Turkey · 31-05-2006 10:03am

Pigman II wrote:

I can see that robot dance getting old quick (like in the next game). His agent must have put him up to it?

I wouldn't be surprised seeing as we will get to see it at least for times for every single game he starts in the World Cup.

RE*AC*TOR · 31-05-2006 10:04am

paddypower.com are offerring peter crouch at 50-1 for top scorer in the world cup.

easy money!

btw, mods just to be clear - Keyser Soze 5 should be put down for "great".

Thanx 4 The Fish · 31-05-2006 10:07am

Big Nelly wrote:

This has to be the saddest thread I have ever seen

And yet you continue to post in it, more of a reflection on you than anybody Nelly.

As for Crouch, he came on and did a job, scored a nice goal too. Two on thebounce for him in internationals now, that's not too shabby.

yop · 31-05-2006 10:15am

Originally Posted by PORNAPSTER
His celebration makes him look like a crane with a severe mechanical fault.

Originally Posted by el rabitos
crouch is to england as leeroy was to prodigy ---> the interpritive dancer

Originally Posted by PHB
He's the greatest player ever, I think he has the potential to be 8 or 9 feet tall

Funny posts lads, almost worth adding to a mans sig!!!

Reactor you have to be taking the mickey!!!!

I can see the moondance making a come back in the clubs of Liverpool!!

RE*AC*TOR · 31-05-2006 10:16am

yop wrote:

Reactor you have to be taking the mickey!!!!

nope. its 80-1 for the Crouch top-goalscorer and england winning the world-cup combo. I'd nearly go for it, but I can't guarantee Crouch's team-mates won't let him down.

yop wrote:

I can see the moondance making a come back in the clubs of Liverpool!!

it never left.

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