Brazil v England

Mad Dog

It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the
Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says
"Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself-you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
"Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)".

He is beating England all by himself!

A few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers
"It must be full time now, let's see how he got on."

They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10
minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."

They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in
the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they
only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, no, I have, I've let you down ... I got sent off after 12 minutes."

scuba steve

haha brilliant. similar one for munster and paul o connell against leinster

mang87

:d

Plug

Ah that was a good one now:D

county

not bad:)

jobonar

Rofl :d !

BolBill

scuba steve wrote:

haha brilliant. similar one for munster and paul o connell against leinster

Yeah Similar me arse, yeah O'Connell and Ronaldinho, sure they're pratically the same guy

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

hahahaha brilliant joke!

r3nu4l

Very good joke but I remember my Dad telling me the same joke about one of the footballers at Espana 82! (can't remember which footballer).

I was a little kid at the time and didn't really get it, I think that's why I remember it, I spent so long trying to puzzle it out :rolleyes:

biko

And I heard it about Galway v Mayo

Kojak

Ha.

TerrorFirmer

hahahaha thats brilliant!!!

gerTheGreat

about 4 years old, but that said haven't seen it in about 3, so fair play