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Hottest Girl in Cork

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    #62
    glucosamine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭glucosamine


    hehe.


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    #63
    Dermington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 395 ✭✭Dermington


    Judes wrote:
    Please note DT301 that Judes aka ME is a 41 year old female - and I can assure you, dear boy that I have lived the kind of life that you (when you're old enough to leave your cot) could only dream about. I have travelled vastly, lived in London for years - have attended more concerts/theatre/ comedy clubs/galleries/museums/parties/am actively involved in a Political Party here. I have a huge circle of friends thoughout the world - and do not have much free time to find a life - due to the fact that I am living my life.

    Maybe I was cruel to suggest we send you to humour classes - I think we should buy you a plane ticket - so you can see the world - and keep notes of all the "hot women" out there. JUDES X

    Yeah thats great and everything but your still 41 years old (ha ha) and obviously as bitter as a f*cking lemon.

    Lighten up indeed. :cool:


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    #64
    dt301
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭dt301


    On another point Jude, love, did you ever hear the phrase "life begins at 40"... What happened to yours? Why all the talk in the past tense
    "I have lived the kind of life that you (when you're old enough to leave your cot) could only dream about"
    That sentence sounds like an old shrivelled lady telling her story to her grandchildren crowded around the fire. You're young Jude, go make a life for yourself to talk about in the present tense.....were all rooting for you deep down!


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    #65
    Fysh
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    dt301 wrote:
    On another point Jude, love, did you ever hear the phrase "life begins at 40"... What happened to yours? Why all the talk in the past tense
    "I have lived the kind of life that you (when you're old enough to leave your cot) could only dream about"
    That sentence sounds like an old shrivelled lady telling her story to her grandchildren crowded around the fire. You're young Jude, go make a life for yourself to talk about in the present tense.....were all rooting for you deep down!

    Whereas everyone's rooting for you to get hit by a bus sometime soon.

    Also, it's great to see someone with a life so exciting they have to go to boards to find out where the hot women hang out try and then tell someone else to get a life. The irony, it is particularly delicious today, non?


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    #66
    dahamsta
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    Fysh wrote:
    Whereas everyone's rooting for you to get hit by a bus sometime soon.
    I'll provide the bus.


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    #67
    dt301
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭dt301


    Ur french vocabulary astounds me Fysh...im guessing the only thing a french girl has ever said to you is "non"?


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    #68
    Tree
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,708 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tree


    Ken Shabby wrote:
    I'll provide the bus.
    Begs driving it :D


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    #69
    Bacchus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭Bacchus


    dt301 wrote:
    Ur french vocabulary astounds me Fysh...im guessing the only thing a french girl has ever said to you is "non"?

    Well you sure showed him who's boss. Fysh, run for the hills, he's exposed your lack French!!


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    #70
    Fysh
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    dt301 wrote:
    Ur french vocabulary astounds me Fysh...im guessing the only thing a french girl has ever said to you is "non"?

    Better than the universal language of the facepalm, which is about as close as I'm guessing you've gotten.


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    #71
    dt301
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭dt301


    The facepalm? Cop on Lad will ya....We're living in Cork


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    #72
    Tree
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,708 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tree


    more used to teh kneeballs then i take it


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    #73
    dt301
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭dt301


    Kneeballs and Facepalm, god lads ye're sounding more and more like petulant schoolchildren.....Does mammy know that ye're annoying people on the internet?


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    #74
    dahamsta
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    Add dt301 to your Ignore List

    You're welcome.

    adam


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    #75
    Tree
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,708 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tree


    Well you started it

    and besides, im happy to abuse any fella who passes in my general direction


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    #76
    dt301
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭dt301


    Ken Shabby wrote:
    Add dt301 to your Ignore List

    You're welcome.

    adam


    Good stuff adam, you smug prick


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    #77
    Fysh
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    dt301 wrote:
    Kneeballs and Facepalm, god lads ye're sounding more and more like petulant schoolchildren.....Does mammy know that ye're annoying people on the internet?

    I dont see your point. You started out by sounding like a petulant muppet and sticking to your guns in that respect hasn't exactly counted in your favour...Anyway, you don't count as people. The notion of you having the vote is enough to start converting people away from the democratic process, and the notion of you getting close enough to a girl to possibly breed would scare me if it weren't so laughably unlikely.


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