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wwe jokes

  • 02-06-2006 12:06pm
    #1
    the sunbabe wan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 385 ✭✭


    got this from another site

    Jokes:
    Disclaimer: I didn't come up with any of theses.
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42767&rss%3D1

    Wrestling Jokes:
    "Vince may have dumped you, but you've still got your balls." - Howard Stern to Chyna



    What is Chris Benoits favorite water?


    TAAAAAAAP Water




    Why wasn't Chris Benoit allowed near the gas leak?

    He was carrying matches.


    If Chris Benoit gave up wrestling, which profession would he take up?

    Selling 4 REAL Estate.



    Who did Paul Heyman vote for in 2000?

    GORE! GORE!! GORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    What is Jeff Hardys favorite game?

    Botchi-Ball






    What did Owen Hart say as a baby when he had a messy diaper?

    WELL ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!




    What's Zach Gowen's favorite restaurant?

    IHOP


    Why isn't Randy Orton an artist?


    Because he can't draw!



    Q]What would Luther say if he got locked in a room?
    Ans: Gimme som of dem keys ,i lost my keys b'fo


    Q.Why is the arena cold
    A.Because its has to many fans


    Why did the Grim reaper come visit John Cena




    His time was now


    Q: What does Kevin Nash say when he falls off of his ATV?

    A: "AAAAH! My quad!"


    Q: Why didn't Viscera eat the Dudleys?
    A: They were too stale!


    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Jeff Jarret
    Jeff Jarret who?
    Why does everyone say that.......


    What do Steve Austin and George Strait have in common?

    All their exes live in Texas




    What did Ric Flair say when he was riding the roller coaster?

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    What did Ric Flair say when he was picking up women?

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    What did Ric Flair say when he locked in his figure 4 leg lock?

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    What did Ric Flair say after he Flair Flopped?

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    What did Ric Flair say during his interview?

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    What did Ric Flair say in the bath?

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    What were Ric Flair's first words?

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and !

    What did Ric Flair say when he won a match?

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    What did Ric Flair say when he got invited to a Bar Mitzvah?

    JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!




    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    The Rock
    The Rock who?
    It doesnt matter who!





    Q: Why does The Border Patrol hate Muhammad Hassan and Koshrow Daivari?
    A: Because they are ALLYYAALLLIIEENSS!



    Why can't HHH and Steph have kids?

    Because HHH won't lie down for anybody.

    ---

    OLD ZACH GOWEN JOKE:

    Why didn't Zach Gowen sue Vince when he was fired?

    His lawyer told him he wouldn't have a leg to stand on.


    what do the undertaker and the n-gage have in common?

    neither of them sell.


    Why doesn't Chris Masters have a garden?
    He beats up plants.



    What did John Cena say when potty training his child?
    "This is how we doo!"



    What is The Undertaker's favorite food?
    Squash.

    What's the difference between The Undertaker and a bridge?
    People go over a bridge



    Why did Kevin Nash take up art?
    It's the only way he'd ever draw.


    What do Scott Hall and Jeff Hardy have in common?
    They see spots, but can't hit them.


    What did Booker T say at the excavation site?

    Can you dig that, suckaaaaaaaaaa!!!


    How does JR like his ice cream?

    STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!



    Why does Chris Benoit want to be a dance instructor?

    he likes to make people Tap


    What is Zach Gowen's favorite song?

    Jump Around


    What group is Carlito a part of?

    The Kool Klux Klan



    Q:what is Benoit's favourite dance?
    A:Tap.

    Q:Why didn't Orton get into the pole vault team?
    A:He could never get over.

    Q:Why is Undertaker poor?
    A:He never has a job

    Q: What did Benoit get when he stole a boat that belonged to four fishermen?

    A: 4REELs


    Q: What is Benoit's favorite drink?
    A: Whiskey, aged 18 loooooong YEAAAAARRSSSSS



    Q]What does JR say when a wrestler ht his opponent with buttered bread?
    Ans: BAH GAWD!He just hit him with MODIFIED BREAD!!

    The Big fella upstairs Appears to J.R. in a vision

    J.R.: OH MAH GAWD!

    What do wrestling and GameFAQs have in common?

    BUMPS!


    Why does The Undertaker always sleep on his side?
    Both of his shoulders are never down for more than 2 seconds.


    Why did Lita stop using her crutch?

    She wanted to use a Kane instead. Ahahahahahahaha!


Comments

  • #2
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    the boogeyman.


  • #3
    the flananator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,431 ✭✭✭the flananator


    HHH and Steph were walking down the street, with Steph pushing the pram of their first born. Steph says "Hunter, will you push the baby?". HHH replies "No. He's too small and dosen't know how to work".

    Got that one from PS


  • #4
    Ph3n0m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,655 ✭✭✭Ph3n0m


    I read them, read them again - and not one of them made me laugh, not even a smirk - guess I am a little too cynical even for wrestling


  • #5
    Fozzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭Fozzy


    Ah, some were good alright! Worth a laugh!


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