Would you like a coffee Sir?

Pocari Sweat · 04-06-2006 10:56pm #1

A busty air hostess on a TWA flight comes up to a passenger and asks ... "Would you like a TWA coffee Sir?"

The passenger responds, "I'm OK thanks, I'm not thirsty."

The air hostess then asks the passenger, "Would you like anything else?"

The passenger then eyes up the air hostess, smiling and says, "Well I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."

Capt'n Midnight · 04-06-2006 11:06pm

A mother and her son were flying TWA from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He said that she had. So she said, "Tell your mother that TWA always pulls out on time."

Capt'n Midnight · 05-06-2006 12:19am

# TWA: We're Amtrak with wings.
# Join our frequent near-miss program.
# Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
# Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off!
# Complimentary champagne in free-fall.
# Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
# The kids will love our inflatable slides.
# You think it's so easy, get your own damm plane!
# TWA: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
# TWA: We might be landing on your street!
# TWA: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.
# Bring a bathing suit.
# So that's what these buttons do!
# TWA: A real man lands where he wants to.
# TWA: We never make the same mistake three times.