Curing an Emo

iFight

Sgt. Politeness wrote:

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/1771/emo427102wt.jpg

LMAO classic

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Tar.Aldarion wrote:

No. They are death metal punk.

Yeah, like I said; emo. Like all forms of death metal - horribly, inescapably emo.

Crucifix

You say we need a cure, I say we are the cure.

BlitzKrieg

Blitzkrieg, with intolerant friends like you, who wouldn't turn to emo?!

I've put alot of time aside to help cure him of this emo infection so i'm a pretty dedicated and loyal friend! *so naaa*

Pighead

scouser.tommy wrote:

Yeah, like I said; emo. Like all forms of death metal - horribly, inescapably emo.

Yeah nice try emo boy. Covering up your secret emo shame won't wash with me boy. Why don't you re apply your mascara and have a black tear stained weep over the fact that you've been rumbled by Pighead.

scousertommy= Us Toms Cry Emo.
Cry me a river Tommy the Liar.

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Pighead wrote:

Yeah nice try emo boy. Covering up your secret emo shame won't wash with me boy. Why don't you re apply your mascara and have a black tear stained weep over the fact that you've been rumbled by Pighead.

scousertommy= Us Toms Cry Emo.
Cry me a river Tommy the Liar.

Sticks and stones, my pig-headed friend; sticks and stones.

To re-iterate - anyone who has a problem with me openly listening to emo (among other) music is free to attempt whatever "beatdown" they feel is warranted. Walk the walk or else zippit. Capiché?

Get well soon

Terry

julep wrote:

national emo kid beatdown day

scouser.tommy wrote:

I enjoy a lot of emo music. So bring it, whoever thinks they be hard enough. :cool:
Whoever feels the need to talk big about "beating down" kids deserves to be laughed at, anyway:

geri haliwell, is that you?

you have one of those haircuts, don't you?

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julep wrote:

geri haliwell, is that you?

you have one of those haircuts, don't you?

Shaved head
One of what haircuts?

BlueSpiral

DaveMcG wrote:

An emu?

Or one better....



Yay!!!!!

iFight

BlueSpiral wrote:

Or one better....



Yay!!!!!

LOL...nice one

Lust4Life

lol! projectmayhem, I had to sit next to an Emo in a meeting today! Your haircut diagram is most helpful!!! LOL!!!

Franky Boy

Beat and emo over the head and kill it.That's how you cure it!

michaela

BlitzKrieg wrote:

Hey


I recently discovered that one of my friends is actually in secret an emo.

I never knew cause first of all he doesnt look like your stereotypical emo and secondly despite being a moody grumpy person in real life he is a complete and very disturbing emo whenever he is behind a computer. He has kept it hidden from me when ever i have talked to him online but i have recently discovered his blog and also some of our mutual friends have sent me transcripts (cause i didnt believe them) of his messenger conversations with him and it seems with everyone else except me he is whiney depressing git who has no self esteem and talks of gloom doom and how his mind and life is messed up etc etc.

So i am in a state of shock, he's an emo...or part emo, or infected with a emo disease or something.

So how do i cure it, do i need to tape him to a chair and cut his ear off or something? I assume cause he doesnt do it as much (like i said he is a moody grumpy person in real life.) around me i assume i have some connection i can abuse to squeeze his emo side out?

So any success stories of de-emoing people cause it is quite disturbing, and scaring pretty much everyone else who knows him away.

or... you could not de-emo him and you could emo-up

just a thought

Sam Vimes

Endurance Man wrote:

What you gotta do is offer him an alternative life stlye, perhaps get him stoned and see if he takes to it . Rather be a stoner than an emo any day. LOL

to be honest, drugs aren't really the best thing for a person who's already depressed. its like fighting fire with a flamethrower

Talliesin

How to cure an emo.

Salt curing is a form of preserving that draws out excess moisture from emos, while at the same time intensifying the natural flavor. Once cured, the emo can serve as a deeply flavorful base for a dish.

1. The emo should first have been slaughtered and the meat hung for some time. If you got the emo from a butcher it should already be in this state.
2. Mix salt and spices together and rub mixture over emo.
3. Refrigerate emo, covered for 30 minutes.
4. Rinse emo in water and dry thoroughly.
5. Re-season emo and cook by grilling or pan searing.

Sarky

Does baseless angst HAVE a flavour? And if it does, do you really want to make a meal of it?

projectmayhem

Lust4Life wrote:

lol! projectmayhem, I had to sit next to an Emo in a meeting today! Your haircut diagram is most helpful!!! LOL!!!

nice... pity it wasn't yesterday... yesterday being "beat up emo's" day

anyone think Emo garages should have a fringe over the top of their roofs? it makes sense...

The Gnome

Perhaps aversion therapy combined with some heavy psycological conditioning ala Clockwork Orange would do the trick.

A brief govreet on the nature of emo while he is forced to viddy emo music performances as he is tolchocked repeatedly shoud sharpen him up.

DaBreno

It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again

michaela

whats the big problem with emo's?

Tar.Aldarion

I'm cured!