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Mother in Law in Jerusalem

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  • 09-06-2006 9:00am
    #1
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,291 ✭✭✭


    A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
    While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker
    >told them,
    >"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her
    >here in the Holy Land for $150.
    >The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
    >shipped home.
    >The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
    >mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here
    >and you would spend only $150.
    >The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and
    >three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."


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