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  • 09-06-2006 11:45am
    #1
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,291 ✭✭✭


    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
    name.
    For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
    Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
    Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
    consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
    that
    it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered
    were
    Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
    Ibepokin.

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
    liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
    for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
    himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,

    and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and
    just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new
    concoction
    by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
    and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
    there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
    erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


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