Calling cab numer 4

funky penguin

When the fall of the bob says GGGRRRRRUMPLISH!!!!!!! We all say, "I'm too drunk to aim properly!"

Ready? GO!

furgh ub!

Rhyme

I really should have stayed up for this...

BAKLAVAH!!!

homah_7ft

Cab number 4 here, go ahead.

Sarky

I'm cab number 4, and so is my wife!

homah_7ft

Where to Mr and Mrs Sarky?

Sarky

I think we all know the answer to that one.

FUNKYTOWN!

homah_7ft

That's across 110th street isn't it?

Sarky

I know a short cut.

/careens down alleyway, through market, destroying panes of glass, cages of chickens, and crates of watermelon

homah_7ft

Head toward the stuntman so he can look like he's crossing the road only to dive out of the way at the last moment.

Scraggs

Do ya mind sharing?

homah_7ft

I don't mind once I get my money.

Black Swan

Here are a few bucks. Euros? Naaaa, only USD for ye.

homah_7ft

Get out

Blush_01

Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it's gone right to my head...

Black Swan

Get out? OK, no tip.

Blush_01

Is it just me, or has the driver been drinking? *pokes other half* Doesn't it look like the driver has been drinking?

Black Swan

Ouch!
*Looks over at driver, who is starting to nod off*
Either that, or he needs more sleep.

Blush_01

Eh, who are you and why are you in my cab? Driver, there's a stranger in this taxi!

Black Swan

Hey! You can ride for half if you let me stay. I'll even cover your tip.

Blush_01

Well, I am a poor student... ok.

Black Swan

"Student?" Blue cuts eyes at her.

"Awefully literate I would say, unlike me," Blue looks away, trying not to show any embarrassment.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Damn students... you people are a drain on society and all those taxes i paid!!!

Blush_01

Yup. And loving it. MMhm, just think of all those lovely taxes I'll be devouring next year with my grant (yeah, right) and free fees (not this time!) and all the free stuff they give us students (like samples of nivea antiperspirant and pink Spin FM highlighters. We can live on that!).

Blue, self-deprication doesn't suit you.

Shabadu

/me sets up a stall selling kebabs in the boot

Rhyme

/me liberates one kebab

funky penguin

/me libertates penis

Rhyme

Thats not a kebab!!!

funky penguin

It could be...

Squint with your right eye.....close your left one 67% of the way......tilt your head 12 degrees......

And dont forget to pose in a alluring way.

Rhyme

My God... its full of stars

Shabadu

/me fetches the squeezy bottles

Sarky

I'll squeeze YORE bottles!

Rhyme

Was that a challenge, or a proposition?

Sarky

A challenging proposition?

Rhyme

A challenging proportion?

BlueSpiral

Hey Macarena!

/me beings to clean front window of cab

Blush_01

*Accidentally flashes boobs...* Oops, sorry!

Never trust street meat. Trust taxi meat even less!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

//Takes a picture

Blush_01

You had better not put that up online!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Um.... i wont put it online again

FlutterinBantam

Lissen Buud do youse tink youse is in New York or someting???

gerr in da bleedin taxi or bleedin waaaahk hoame

homah_7ft

Right that's it. Everyone out of my cab. I'm going to have to clean the seats down again. :mad:

Blush_01

But they were just getting to be the right kind of slippy!

FlutterinBantam

:eek:

Blush_01

As if you hadn't noticed!

Black Swan

*Rap, rap, rap!* A sound is heard from the boot.
"Let me out! Can't sleep back here with all that chatter up front."

Sarky

*Beats Blue_Lagoon with a spade*

funky penguin

/me uses spade to plant killer tulips.

Blood......the fertilizer of DooM!

Sarky

Tulip based triffids? Oh NOES!

funky penguin

/me twirls mustache and dances around newly planted tulip bed while wearing evil top hat.

/me begins evil ritual....

/me drops trou.

Sarky

/me sprays salt water at Funky

funky penguin

/me melts