Housemates silly names

Bamboozled

They done this on another forum and since they're all in bed in BB with no one up late chatting, it entertains. Also the BB forum here was quiet on Saturday so it might be the same today.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humour...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

The housemates are:

- Suzie Verrico: Zippy Chicken-Doodle
- Lea Walker: Snickle Dippin-Tush
- Imogen Thomas: Fluffy Waffle-Brains
- Sezer Yurtseven: Zippy Chuckle-Doodle
- Shahbaz Chauhdry: Snickle Waffle-Butt
- Bonne Holt: Sloopy Potty-Tush
- Grace Adams-Short: Snickle Burger-Butt
- Nikki Grahame: Funky Gizzard-Butt
- Mikey Dalton: Funky Dippin-Tush
- Richard Newman: Goober Chicken-Squirt
- George Askew: Fluffy Lickin-Head
- Pete Bennett: Tootsie Chicken-Dunkin
- Lisa Huo: Snooty Chuckle-Brains
- Dawn Blake: Liver Fricken-Butt
- Glyn Wise: Dinky Farkle-Fanny
- Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: Snooty Potty-Doodle
- Sam Brodie: Slezy Gizzard-Brains

Imogen is quite fitting.
Along with Shahbaz and his Waffle butt
As is Mikey after his antics with Grace the other night when he lost his watch :eek: Funky Dippin-Tush
Sam is also suited to her new name of Gizzard-Brains.

Quite accurate for some of the housemates dont you think?

Mine is Dorfus Dippin-Squirt :eek: *takes a bow*

rsta

Lol, DImogen's name is class!

Richards is pretty funny too chicken-squirt

Optikus

mine works out as Snooty Chuckle Doodle

Huggles

LOL Mine is dorky chicken breath! :eek:

Terry

dorfus burger brains.

Bamboozled

I still think no one can beat Imogens.
And it fits her so well