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Q&A Jokes

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  • 11-06-2006 11:01am
    #1
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭


    Q. What goes: "CLICK - is that it? CLICK - is that it? CLICK - is that it?"
    A. A blind person with a Rubik's cube.

    Q. What has 4 legs and one arm?
    A: A pit bull on a playground.

    Q. What's black & blue and doesn't like sex?
    A. The boy in my basement

    Q. How many sound technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. 1,2,1,2,2,2

    Q. What's the difference between snot and broccoli?
    A. Kids won't eat broccoli.

    Two Ballymena ducks swimming along the river, one says 'Quack, quack'. The other one says 'I'm goin as quack as I can...'


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    #2
    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    LOL:D The 3rd and the 5th were the best;)


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    #3
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    I like the Ballymena one :)
    Never heard it before...


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    #4
    darkflower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭darkflower


    biko wrote:
    Q. What goes: "CLICK - is that it? CLICK - is that it? CLICK - is that it?"
    A. A blind person with a Rubik's cube.

    Q. What has 4 legs and one arm?
    A: A pit bull on a playground.

    i like these ones :D


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    r3nu4l
    Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Number three and the Ballymena ducks were the best for me.


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