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Elvis lives thread

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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,355 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Just like a twinkie, the drugs preserved him...:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,125 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    How about ding dongs?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Can I win, please?

    I'll be your friend . . . .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ever heard the song "Elvis is Everywhere" by Mojo Nixon?

    "Elvis eats boats, Elvis Eats Boats..."

    L4L

    PS I still say BEATLES!!!!:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    I liked this thread better when it was just me posting stupid pics :(


    td-elvis_jpg.jpg


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,355 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Where's Elvis? I must be really desperate.:eek: Someone go dig him up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    And stuff him...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    68-sitdown10.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by Clownbag:
    I liked this thread better when it was just me posting stupid pics

    But this is the best way we know to be able to touch one so touched be the King!:p


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,355 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    It's so nice to be King...and so sad to fall like a junkie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,639 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    i say thank god elvis died. otherwise we would never have had the privelege of such sexifiedness as this gracing the world:

    whoa!.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    HA! Love the Camel Toe! Is that you, Coyote?:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,639 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    I wish i looked that hot :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    As fot the Butt Pictures?
    In the words of Elvis:
    Thank you. Thank you very much!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    everywhere i go in this place butt pics!!! oaw haw


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Lust4Life wrote:
    HA! Love the Camel Toe! Is that you, Coyote?:p

    Camel Toe oaw haw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Aw, CB, the link is not specific enough. Retry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    works ok for me when I clicked it. U might have to sign into youtube first.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yup. You are correct. I will need to sign up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    LOL! Sideways sloppy Joe!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    ELVIS.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Always loved Poke Salad Annie! Chomp! Chomp!
    You'd be amazed how many Northern Americans don't even know that song!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Always loved Poke Salad Annie! Chomp! Chomp!

    one of the best alright. I didn't know about it myself until I got the vegas shows dvd. Don't know why it doesn't get more exposure, its a cracker of a song.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well... don't want to hurt your feelings, but the original artist did it better. That's the one I know and love. Elvis did it well, but not as well as Tony Joe White did.

    Don't spank me! (Well, okay, if you must. Ooh!)

    L4L


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Well... don't want to hurt your feelings
    too late :(

    *elvis does every song better than everyone else ;)

    (this is true even in cases when other artists do a bettter version)

    elvis ftw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,639 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Well... don't want to hurt your feelings, but the original artist did it better. That's the one I know and love. Elvis did it well, but not as well as Tony Joe White did.

    Don't spank me! (Well, okay, if you must. Ooh!)

    L4L

    Ooh, Tony Joe White, i've heard a couple of his tunes, "Did somebody make a fool out of you" & High Sheriff of Calhoun Parish"...great voice!!!

    Meanwhile back to Elvis: (heres a lil prayer)

    CandleLabels117.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Googled "Velvet Elvis" which produced this very Fruitful result!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Poor auld Elvis. Them rawk'n'rowil luvin aliens will bring him back some day.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,355 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Blush_01: Don't mind L4L's Google. It's a Chicago Elvis she is thinking of, which explains it all!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Who went on the eat lots of beans and fast food so that Chicago would be the...what? City?:)


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,355 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Windy city, just like Elvis. Just another drug addicted singer... Oh, my head is tender. Too many pints last night...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Orangeboom does go to the head in my pants.:) The only known cure is the hair of a fox in my pants?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,355 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    No, this longneck before me does not say Oranjeboom. Whitbread Pale Ale. And no, no picture of Elvis, but something that looks like a stagg without horns. Perhaps female? Oh, this one is not a pint, but 355 ML. Very cold. Just got it out of the box. Now, I don't have any fox hair, but the neighbor downstairs has a dog. Hair of the Dog? I always thought it had something to do with chickens? Raw eggs and bier? No, I figure after I have the second one, all will be fine, considering my limits.

    ...just like an Elvis...in my pants.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Counters with a lukewarm Smithwicks. Y-u-u--u--u-u-u-r-r-r-r-r-r--c-c-cc--u--u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-m-m-m--m-m--m-m-m--!

    I mean it's growing on me. Not like a stag (he-hum) but like some sort of benevolent fungus which though appearing disgusting does in fact have mind-altering qualities. Elvis and Johnny Cash would approve.

    (Us Rocker-billies must stick together:) )


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,355 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    I picture Elvis with a guitar. You know guitars exhibit both genders? Elvis lives...in my pants...like a walrus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Mmmm...I know. The neck part would be popular with the ladies methinks? All that work on the low notes up there.

    Elvis was more of a middle-man.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    posted by Blush_01:
    Poor auld Elvis. Them rawk'n'rowil luvin aliens will bring him back some day.

    Did you say ALIENS??????


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,355 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    L4L is alive, alive! Look out North of Chicago. We are being observed. So make sure your jokes fall way below the standards of the Nest.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Aw, I'm from Wisconsin, not Kerry! No need to lower the IQ!:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Reads with slack-jawed wonder at L4L's post. Scratches head. Fingers lobotomy scar.

    I'm not from Wisconsin


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,355 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    If L4L gives Dem a bad time, he could say something cheezy to her. Something about Wis cheese? But look out, this is no average ER staffer. She can handle a crisis!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Hee hee! Sorry, Dem! *Hugs!*


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,355 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Oh, oh...I can feel and L4L hugging session coming on...while Elvis lives.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Wait a sec, she insulted me! Oh I'm livid...like a...a...*






    *Give me one hour and I'll think up something witty. Normal Kerrymen take three:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Hunk-a Hunk-a Burning Hugs!
    Forgive me, Dem, I had a rough day. Need a good dose of silly... Like an Elvis Jumpsuit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Is forgiven but shall have to do the pelvis-shake before I log off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    It's one 4 the money *shake, shake* Two 4 the show *shake shake*...


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