Elvis lives thread

Dirk Gently · 07-11-2006 1:19am

ahh here it is!

Lust4Life · 08-11-2006 1:38am

Oaw haw!

Black Swan · 11-11-2006 12:14pm

Saw an Elvis picture featured on the front page of one of those rags when you check out at the market. Oh, they made him look old. Ha!

Dirk Gently · 17-11-2006 8:17pm

Lust4Life · 17-11-2006 11:07pm

Must be for all the gals who wanted to ride Elvis, eh?

Dirk Gently · 14-12-2006 9:24am

cmon lusty, im counting on you to keep elvis alive while im missing in (in)action.

Lust4Life · 14-12-2006 12:15pm

Well, he's in my sig, Babes!

Star Lord · 14-12-2006 12:44pm

Elvis & JFK

spacecoyote · 14-12-2006 12:55pm

best movie evarrrrrrrr

Kojak · 14-12-2006 2:24pm

Why was this thread resurrected from the depths of hell???

Lust4Life · 15-12-2006 1:39am

WOah, now! Kojak!

says if you don't understand, then

!

Evil Elvis hating impersonators! Harrumph, I say!:p

Lust4Life · 16-12-2006 12:22pm

ELVIS PRESLEY'S FAVORITE POUND CAKE

This is the best pound cake we have ever tasted. Its tender appeal is owed in part to cake flour and cream, and in part to beating the batter an extra 5 minutes.

2 sticks (1 cup) unsalted butter, softened, plus additional for buttering pan
3 cups sifted cake flour (not self-rising; sift before measuring) plus additional for dusting
3/4 teaspoon salt
3 cups sugar
7 large eggs, at room temperature 30 minutes
2 teaspoons vanilla
1 cup heavy cream

Special equipment: a 10-inch tube pan (4 1/2 inches deep; not with a removable bottom) or a 10-inch bundt pan (3 1/4 inches deep; 3-qt capacity)

Put oven rack in middle position, but do not preheat oven.

Generously butter pan and dust with flour, knocking out excess flour.

Sift together sifted flour (3 cups) and salt into a bowl. Repeat sifting into another bowl (flour will have been sifted 3 times total).

Beat together butter (2 sticks) and sugar in a large bowl with an electric mixer at medium-high speed until pale and fluffy, about 5 minutes in a stand mixer fitted with paddle attachment or 6 to 8 minutes with a handheld mixer. Add eggs 1 at a time, beating well after each addition, then beat in vanilla. Reduce speed to low and add half of flour, then all of cream, then remaining flour, mixing well after each addition. Scrape down side of bowl, then beat at medium-high speed 5 minutes. Batter will become creamier and satiny.

Spoon batter into pan and rap pan against work surface once or twice to eliminate air bubbles. Place pan in (cold) oven and turn oven temperature to 350°F. Bake until golden and a wooden pick or skewer inserted in middle of cake comes out with a few crumbs adhering, 1 to 1 1/4 hours. Cool cake in pan on a rack 30 minutes. Run a thin knife around inner and outer edges of cake, then invert rack over pan and invert cake onto rack to cool completely.

Cooks' note:
Cake keeps, covered well with plastic wrap or in an airtight container, at room temperature 5 days.

Makes 10 to 12 servings.
Oaw Haw!

Lust4Life · 18-12-2006 2:05pm

I dunno if I could stomach this one....

The Elvis Burger
The "King of Memphis", Elvis Presley was supposedly a big fan of burgers with peanut butter on them. Here is a recipe inspired by the rock legend.

1 hamburger bun
1/2 lb ground beef (with dash salt)
1 slice tomatoes
1 large lettuce leaves
1/8 cup chopped onions
1/8 cup chopped mushrooms
2 slices American cheese
4 pieces bacon
4 teaspoons peanut butter
ketchup
mustard
relish
mayonnaise

1. Split the meat into two quarter-pound patties and grill or pan fry with the bacon, adding the onions and mushroom to soak up the grease as a sauce.
2. When you're done, stack your burger in the following order, from bottom to top: Top bun, 1/4 patty, slice cheese, 2 slices bacon, 2 teaspoons peanut butter, 1/4 patty, slice cheese, 2 slices bacon, 2 teaspoons peanut butter, onions and mushrooms, ketchup, mustard, relish& mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, bottom bun.
3. Enjoy.

Oaw Haw!

Star Lord · 18-12-2006 2:49pm

Holy jumpin Elvii!!!
Thats one mother of a burger!!! :eek:

Lust4Life · 18-12-2006 4:30pm

I now have lots of Elvis songs. Happy Christmas to me!

Dirk Gently · 18-12-2006 4:39pm

Lust4Life wrote:

The Elvis Burger

1 hamburger bun
1/2 lb ground beef (with dash salt)
1 slice tomatoes
1 large lettuce leaves
1/8 cup chopped onions
1/8 cup chopped mushrooms
2 slices American cheese
4 pieces bacon
4 teaspoons peanut butter
ketchup
mustard
relish
mayonnaise

Oaw Haw!

That was a tasty burger,

thank you

thank you, very much.

Lust4Life · 19-12-2006 12:30pm

Elvis Presley's Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich

Chef: Ross Peddlesden

The following recipe was taken from The Presley Family Cookbook, written by Vester Presley, Elvis' uncle and a guard at Graceland along with Nancy Rooks, a Graceland maid.

Degree of difficulty: Low

Preparation Time: 5 minutes

Cooking Time: 5 minutes

You need:

2 slices of white bread
2 tablespoons of smooth peanut butter
1 small ripe banana - mashed
2 tablespoons butter

Method:

Spread the peanut butter on one slice of bread and the mashed banana on the other. Press the slices gently together. Melt the butter (or do what Elvis did and melt bacon fat), over low heat in a small frying pan.

Place the sandwich in the pan and fry until golden brown on both sides. Eat it with a glass of buttermilk.

Serving Suggestion: Elvis may have eaten 12 of these in one sitting...you may find one to be sufficient for a quick meal.

Oaw Haw!

Lust4Life · 21-12-2006 12:54am

Lust4Life · 25-12-2006 1:35am

It can't be Christmas without hearing this!

Lust4Life · 01-01-2007 4:28pm

This one is so fuccked up I gotta post it.

Dirk Gently · 01-01-2007 4:38pm

Lust4Life · 01-01-2007 4:55pm

Lust4Life · 05-01-2007 12:24am

Hey! Elvis's Birthday is Monday! We can't let this fall to page 2!:eek:

Lust4Life · 08-01-2007 3:14am

Matt Holck · 08-01-2007 8:32am

http://sales.starcitygames.com/carddisplay.php?product=14606

Lust4Life · 08-01-2007 12:56pm

Well at least we know he doesn't have any special plans for his big day!

However I recomment we all organise a parade at some point today!
Everybody loves parades!:p

Matt Holck · 14-01-2007 12:18am

Dirk Gently · 20-04-2007 1:57am

Jesus Wept · 20-04-2007 2:38am

Dirk Gently · 06-07-2007 4:45am

Jesus Wept · 06-07-2007 9:33am

for 3 months my Elvis Jebus ruled this page.

Dirk Gently · 04-08-2007 2:20am

Black Swan · 04-08-2007 2:50am

Elvis? Didn't someone "wake" him?

Jesus Wept · 04-08-2007 3:00am

The-Rigger wrote:

there he is

littlesurfer · 05-08-2007 2:57pm

ha elvis is dead!

Dirk Gently · 05-08-2007 3:06pm

Jesus Wept · 05-08-2007 7:33pm

Dirk Gently · 17-08-2007 2:18am

Dirk Gently · 18-08-2007 3:54am

Dirk Gently · 09-09-2007 6:36pm

Jesus Wept · 09-09-2007 6:53pm

nice work clownbag

Dirk Gently · 09-09-2007 7:27pm

yeah, It took me the whole weekend to do. The bloke who owns the field is back from holidays tomorrow. Don't rat me out!

10-09-2007 2:24am

clown bag wrote:

yeah, It took me the whole weekend to do. The bloke who owns the field is back from holidays tomorrow. Don't rat me out!

He'll be real cut up about it!

Dirk Gently · 13-10-2007 2:16am

Star Lord · 13-10-2007 11:22am

Dirk Gently · 19-10-2007 2:44am

Dirk Gently · 19-10-2007 3:44am

Metal Elvis

Dirk Gently · 22-10-2007 1:56am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdCVX5MGM2s

Irish Wolf · 23-10-2007 12:22am

clown bag wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdCVX5MGM2s

What on earth were his parent's thinking?

Buying a sofa like that!

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