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  • 12-06-2006 4:58pm
    #1
    Mad Dog
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭


    A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
    back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help
    you sir?"

    "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

    The cop asks- "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

    It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

    About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out
    of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir, are you aware
    that you are exposing yourself?"

    Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
    missing a beat, blurts out.......... "I'll be damned
    My
    girlfriend's gone, too


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