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Rant Bitch Moan Gripe and GRRRR thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Nikki's a bleedin' roide!

    Yes she is!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    whoever invented wind can ****ing bite me.

    eta: the meteorological phenomenon, not the other one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,033 ✭✭✭Chakar


    Scraggs wrote:
    Nicki:(

    The real life [tm] version is a bit sounder though!

    God she's so f***ing annoying! She's a good looker though!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,052 ✭✭✭BKtje


    dad thinks i've broken my finger so down to a&e later if i can be arsed. Might wait till tomoz and see if swelling goes down somewhat.

    Pain in the tits to be sure.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭irlrobins


    Go to the VHI clinic in Dundrum if you want a quicker service....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,052 ✭✭✭BKtje


    hmmm may do, cheers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Just attach lollipop sticks to each side, and hold them on with a few elastic bands.

    You'll be grand in no time!

    note: not necessarily sound medical advice


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    I cant get messenger to work because the 'service is unavailable'.. but I want to chat:(


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,486 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    i've a nine hour shift at work tomorrow, ouch!

    and they better have given me tuesday off for my graduation, 'cos i'm obviously not going in even if they say i am, but i don't wanna get fired!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Scraggs wrote:
    I cant get messenger to work because the 'service is unavailable'.. but I want to chat:(
    It's workin now!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    For you maybe:(


    Don't think I've ever lasted this long without MSN access:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭irlrobins




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    /me hearts Nikki

    Moan: People not liking Nikki.

    And hayfever. Boo-urns to hayfever.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    nikki? isnt that the mad tranny?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I think a bear shat in my head... I'm never drinking again...



    *voice from Drimnagh: Yeah!! We heard that one before!!*


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    i think i'm going to vomit :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    you stay classy rain_on:D

    ran out of ram while mucking around with graphics software, crap.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    humbert wrote:
    you stay classy rain_on:D

    I try, I try

    (there's no underscore by the way)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    rain on wrote:
    (there's no underscore by the way)

    very sorry mam:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    As yesterday was the summer solstice it's all downhill from now on... shorter days and longer dark, soon to cold(er) nights are on the way...


    Group Moan Needed!!!! We are edging closer to our doom I tells ya!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 494 ✭✭meowCat


    Red Alert wrote:
    i've a nine hour shift at work tomorrow, ouch!

    Pah! What's a little nine hour shift every now and then :p I was working on Tuesday from 9:30am to 00:30!!!! And I don't qualify for overtime. Hourly pay. Cheap labour.

    Words of Wisdom to Everyone: Don't go working in exams office!

    So who offers the little meowCat some "poor you" and some back stroking and some chocolates (Swiss or Belgium) and make it all better by offering to be her sugar daddy so she doesn't have to work while writing up her thesis?!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    meowCat wrote:
    Pah! What's a little nine hour shift every now and then :p I was working on Tuesday from 9:30am to 00:30!!!!

    Words of Wisdom to Everyone: Don't go working in exams office!

    So who offers the little meowCat some "poor you" and some back stroking and some chocolates (Swiss or Belgium) and make it all better by offering to be her sugar daddy so she doesn't have to work while writing up her thesis?!!!!


    ok wont be doing that because 9:30 to 00:30 is a baby of a shift compared to the 8:30am to 6:30am i did last week and will probably have to this week . Now I want to be stroked and fed chocolate.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,052 ✭✭✭BKtje


    strokes meowcat and grimes alternatively*.
    /me feeds them grapes and wine.
    /me cracks open the bottle of southern comfort.

    /me cries as grimes drinks it all


    *in a none sexual way before irlrobins comments ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 494 ✭✭meowCat


    B-K-DzR wrote:
    strokes meowcat and grimes alternatively*.
    /me feeds them grapes and wine.
    /me cracks open the bottle of southern comfort.

    /me cries as grimes drinks it all


    *in a none sexual way before irlrobins comments ;)

    hey! And me!!???!! I like southern comfort too!

    So, where's my sugar daddy??!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    then I become a violent drunk, clamber up with empty bottle in hand. Kick meowcat out the door and pull Bkdzkr down onto a sex romp on the couch. One from which he cannot escape....



    mmmmmmmm


    insane posting gonna get me into trouble


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,052 ✭✭✭BKtje


    I really do worry about you sometimes grimes.

    My bitch moan gripe is that apaprently grimes is gonna take me to some sex romp from which i cannot escape. To make it worse its on a beach!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Ill kiss your finger better darling .


  • Registered Users Posts: 494 ✭✭meowCat


    Grimes wrote:
    then I become a violent drunk, clamber up with empty bottle in hand. Kick meowcat out the door and pull Bkdzkr down onto a sex romp on the couch. One from which he cannot escape....

    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Poor boneless for being cheated on by Grimes with BKDzR.
    Poor BKDzR who cannot escape!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,052 ✭✭✭BKtje


    Bloody brother chucked a virus on the laptop.
    Only reason i realise is cos im logged into msn at the same time and get the virus "amsg" spam. Took me a couple hours to get rid of.
    Ah well, alls well i guess.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    My sister scratched my laptop...grrrrrrrr

    And I could have gone to see Pamela Anderson today in Duberlin but I couldnt go because of stupid work:(


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