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Brazil vs England

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  • 14-06-2006 2:03pm
    #1
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭


    It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the
    Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
    "What's up?" he asks.

    "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game.
    We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we
    can't be bothered."
    Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by
    myself-you lads go down the pub."
    So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
    Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen
    reads:

    "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England
    all by himself!

    A few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers,
    "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the
    teletext on:

    "Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England
    1(Lampard 89 minutes)."

    They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against
    England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him
    in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his
    hands.

    He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
    "Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And
    they only scored at the very, very end!" "No, no, I have, I've let you
    down...I got sent off after 12 minutes."


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    I heard that here a while back but still is good;)


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    biko
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    I've heard this about Galway v Mayo :D


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    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Plug wrote:
    I heard that here a while back
    Which time? The one last week or the 26 times before that?


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    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    sinecurea wrote:
    Which time? The one last week or the 26 times before that?

    Oh sorry i didnt realise YOU had read it before :rolleyes:


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    \m/_(>_<)_\m/
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    one of those "insert team name here" jokes


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    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Healio wrote:
    Oh sorry i didnt realise YOU had read it before :rolleyes:
    And yet all the other posters have heard it too. Funny that?


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    fade2black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭fade2black


    sinecurea wrote:
    And yet all the other posters have heard it too. Funny that?

    You seem to be acting the muppet a lot lately, have you changed your medication?


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