German Sex

tman

A German guy approaches a prostitute.
"I vish to buy sex viz you."

"OK," says the girl, "I charge £50 an hour."

"..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."

"No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do little kinky."

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large Bedsprings and a duck caller.

"I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your Hans und knees."

The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.

"Now you vill get on your Hans und knees."

She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.

"You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you."

She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying)

She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,

"That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?"

"Ah," says the German . . ."zat is ze...........................
























Four-sprung Duck Technique.

Riamfada

i like it :cool:

garthv

hahah, nice

BMH

I don't get it...=/

The Free Man

absolutley terrible, but i laughed

Our man in Havana

Excellent

Steoob

BMH wrote:

I don't get it...=/

me niether

Mimikyu

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Healio

Prima!!

mang87

never seen a BMW ad so? or is it mercedes...

Squirrel

mang87 wrote:

never seen a BMW ad so? or is it mercedes...

Audi - Vorsprung Durch Technik

Caprisun

BMH wrote:

I don't get it...=/

thank god, i dont get it either

Caprisun

Squirrel wrote:

Audi - Vorsprung Durch Technik

its a car joke??

jaysus

*gets her coat*

Da Bounca

but good.

Nevyn

/cackles

Kojak

Ha.

muletide

sehr gut

Steoob

Squirrel wrote:

Audi - Vorsprung Durch Technik

man how is anybody supposed to get that... i dont really pay that much attention to ads... i have a life

KTRIC

Steoob wrote:

man how is anybody supposed to get that... i dont really pay that much attention to ads... i have a life

You have a what ??

A life !!!


Where can I get one of them ?, I bet everyone here would love one aswell.

Matthewthebig

respect

muckwarrior

Steoob wrote:

man how is anybody supposed to get that... i dont really pay that much attention to ads... i have a life

The same way that most of the rest of us did I suspect.

Squirrel

Steoob wrote:

man how is anybody supposed to get that... i dont really pay that much attention to ads... i have a life

Of course you do, now back in your box, you've had your excitement for one day Tbh it's all over the place, nearly any Audi ad, be it in print, on tv or in the cinema or something has that slogan.

Also, I worked for an Audi dealer so the amount of brochures plastered with it would drill it into your head

nanook

i got it, sorry to say