How're ye, men?

Kernel

Pighead wrote:

Pighead just rang his mother to see if these wild allegations are true. Apparently they are! It took her a while to remember who he was though. As soon as I said fat and balding she burst out laughing and shrieked

She said 'fat bald man' referring to me having a cock of sizeable girth Pighead. It's the ben lang, innit?

gandalf

LOL strange thread and I am not admitting the eldest I have been with !!

Zebra3

Hmmm.....

Hard to say. Really does depend on the girl/woman in question.

Met a bird a couple of months ago that I normally would have put in a too young age bracket but she was really sound and very mature (and was an absolute fcking roide ). Didn't happen for one reason or another, but I'm sure the same thing could happen the other way too.

I just don't really think about it.

kaizersoze

If they still point up when she's lying down and she still has her own teeth, I'm good to go. Age is irrelivant but alchohol and darkness help.

raheny red

gandalf wrote:

LOL strange thread and I am not admitting the eldest I have been with !!

You have to reveal all now for saying that :eek:

The Hill Billy

Me: 37

Them: No limit

For example - Have you seen what Pussy Galore lookslike these days? Still a cracker! Check it out: http://shatterhand007.com/Number11Archives/Photos2003/NUMBER11BlackmanToday.jpg

Y'all listen up now all you young bucks out der that won't shag no oul wans! Womenfolks is like sheeps. Dey best when dey is young & better when dey is old - kinda like spring lamb or mutton. But in between - dey just tastes of summat from the SuperValu meat counter. Yee-haw!

cinnamon

single girls in their 30's are usually defective

i wont justify this with a response

If they still point up when she's lying down

if they do they're fake!!

AngryAnderson

I'm 28. For a one-nighter, age wouldn't come into it... if I'm attracted to them then game on. The oldest women I've ever been with was 38. For dating - I'd be wary about going out with a girl younger than me. I prefer older women, ideally about 30-35.

kaizersoze

cinnamon wrote:

if they do they're fake!!

Your point being....

faceman

when i was 27 i was doin a 42 year old for a while, although she was alot younger looking (obviously!). Great in the sack. except when her 17 year old son would sometime knock on the bedroom door...

AngryAnderson

faceman wrote:

when i was 27 i was doin a 42 year old for a while

Doin her gardening or doin her laundry?

faceman

AngryAnderson wrote:

Doin her gardening or doin her laundry?

the plumbing

AngryAnderson

Ah yes, the waterworks need a good plugging now and then.

...ew

Kell

31 soon to be 32.

Oldest to date 42, probably go to 45/46 but she would have to be a stunner and it would only be for sex.

I want kids so would tend to go for somewhere between 27 and my own age.

K-

LegacyUser

i just turned 30.

for a relationship, idealy, she'd be under 30 and over 23, 25 is good.

reason - generally, women over 30 are not as physicaly fit as women in their mid 20's, and are more likely to be looking for a serious relationship.

that said, if she was stunning, sound and fit, i'd be willing to go to 32 maybe 33.

punky

I'm 28. I'd go as high as 55 or so I reckon. Have a bit of a thing for women older than me, particularly 35 to 45. Funnily enough though, I've never been with someone older than 35. I guess we don't move in the same circles...yet.

Kinetic^

I'm 23 and the ladies can be whatever age they like

Cy Kotic

36

24

Once they've reached 25 they've had all the goodness squeezed out of them.

_blank_

26

42ish

When I was 21 I was riding a 37 year old.

DublinEvents

I am 26 and any age as long as she is rich

ArphaRima

I'm 26.

How're ye, men?

Never with somebody who said that.

Generally though; 21 youngest, 27 oldest. For a relationship that is.
Then again my 18yr old brother did shag a 34 yr old on my watch. If my parents ever find out I'm dead..

Hagar

fluffer wrote:

Then again my 18yr old brother did shag a 34 yr old on my watch.

It must have been a Timex, slogan - "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking"

http://www.internetnews.com/bus-news/article.php/798631

chamlis

When I was 21 I was with a 42 year old for a once off, though I didn't realise her age at the time. Stunner she was. Didn't look a day over 30 tbh.
I didn't really feel anything about the age difference really untill I learned after that she had an 18 year old son. I knew if that was me I'd be out for blood so I was bricking it for a few weeks

Turns out she had a 16 year old daughter too. Hmmm, I guess she'd be 17 now....

/me wanders off humming The Gilmore Girls theme

Nalz

23 yr old, 35 would be the limit Id say. Sure it depends doesn it? Uma T

Dyr

simu wrote:

what's the oldest age you'd go for in a woman.

yorema

we're 4 pages in ppl..ffs

connundrum

Bambi wrote:

yorema

we're 4 pages in ppl..ffs

Lmao! Standards are slipping

Anto McC wrote:

Im 21 and if a woman was 50 and looked decent,then why not,it'd be rude not too!

ha Ha HA! Brilliant!

Woman: Hello, fancy bumping hips tonight young fella?
Me: Eh, no you're old enough to be my ma!
Woman: How rude!

funky penguin

BRAINS!

Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face, so killed him. Tasty.

Rhyme

Tasty. 4 Itchy. Tasty

BAM, attack.

Binomate

I'm going 20 in a few days. Age bracket would be late 17 to 22.

I'm 21. I think the oldest I would go for would be in their late 20s .. this is depending on the woman though.

funky penguin

Rhyme wrote:

Tasty. 4 Itchy. Tasty

BAM, attack.

Ah, good gaming times.

brianthebard

I think the cut off point is the menopause....

nobodythere

19 male - 23 is the highest.

All that experience is intimidating.

exCrumlinBoyo

A mate of mine was out in a Club one time back in Dublin and he was locked. He is a “Experience type of guy” and his luck was down at the time with the ladies.. He started chatting up a 64 year old lady (Is this the correct term?) and asked her straight out for a ride….. she blew him off (not literally) and the stick we gave him for months/years was unbelievable. He would have done it as well. He was 24 at the time….

We called him Gummy Gobble for a while due to the fact she had no teeth.....

Gran Hermano

A true story from last summer..........

My friend: Age 27
His "lady-friend": Age 89


He is adamant he will hook up with her again next year....
As he said himself, "sure why not the craic will be 90".

brianthebard

Thats ****ing brilliant that man deserves a medal!

OT, I'm twenty, I'd go as far as thirty, maybe even thirty-five, if she hadn't had kids and was still in good shape...

Terry

my friend is 31 and is going out with a 16 year old skanger. i'm not messing here. about her age or skankiness. he's talking about marrying her and having kids and stuff. i tried to explain to him that she's still a kid, but he wouldn't listen. i've come to the conclusion that he'll come to his senses when this bites him in the arse.

Rozabeez

julep wrote:

my friend is 31 and is going out with a 16 year old skanger. i'm not messing here. about her age or skankiness. he's talking about marrying her and having kids and stuff. i tried to explain to him that she's still a kid, but he wouldn't listen. i've come to the conclusion that he'll come to his senses when this bites him in the arse.

Thats Leixlip for you.

Terry

She's from your neck of the woods. I doubt if you know her though. she doesn't go to school.
All the perverted men live up my way.

brianthebard

julep wrote:

my friend is 31 and is going out with a 16 year old skanger. i'm not messing here. about her age or skankiness. he's talking about marrying her and having kids and stuff. i tried to explain to him that she's still a kid, but he wouldn't listen. i've come to the conclusion that he'll come to his senses when this bites him in the arse.

Is that not illegal?? I don't really know where the law stands on something like that after that last statutory case....

Terry

It's illegal, but a bit up in the air at the moment with the proposed changes. still wrong though in my eyes.

brianthebard

As crudely as I can put this, is he hitting that? I don't think its illegal unless he's involved in a sexual relationship. That's not to say I think its right or wrong, I'm just thinking about it from a legal point of view at the moment.

Gran Hermano

julep wrote:

my friend is 31 and is going out with a 16 year old

Just think when he was 16 she was................... a twinkle in her father's pants

Frederick

Im 21, and Id probably go for women upto late twenties, late thirties on the sly i guess..... depends on the particular woman though of course......

CyberGhost

21

38 would probably be the max I'd do

at the same time I'd prefer a hot 30 year old over a hot 20 year old any time.

admiralofthefleet

im 25 and the oldest i would go for is about 40, i was with a 29 yo when i was 17 and that was an eyeopener

Gran Hermano

I'd another friend who had a strong belief in mathematics....
He always stated that two 17 year olds is much better than one 34 year old.


It's not age but rather gravity that can be cruel on the female form!

Kilkenny

Gran Hermano wrote:

I'd another friend who had a strong belief in mathematics....
He always stated that two 17 year olds is much better than one 34 year old.

Reckon he's right ... would love to know for sure!

Speaking of maths, I reckon whatever your sober "oldest" is, add about 3 years for every pint consumed (probably 5 per pint after midnight on Saturday night)

Lust4Life

Posted by Clownbag:
I'm 25, go as far as late 30's cos 20 something girlies listen more to their friends opinions rather than think for themselves. Just found older girlies to be more at ease with themselves. Doesn't really mater though, 20 - late 30's as long as the girlie has her own mind and is not a slave to popular opinion.

Ah, Love, that just made enduring a birthday last week MUCH easier!:p

Sparky

Mid to late 20s/early 30s, but in saying it, it depends on the woman.

I don't think age should be an issue. Within reason ofcourse.